Well, I Tried... (Patreon)

I mentioned a little while ago I had actually emailed a director of some sexy movies involving TFs and gotten his permission to send him a pitch. I worked on a lot of variations, and I wanted to share one with you. The one I've pasted below is NOT what I submitted, although many of the plot points and TFs are the same. The one below still has a misbalance between brevity and detail, and I thought it the more fun version to read.

Maybe something will come of this one day, but for now I wanted to share what I hope is a fun read.

~dS

MASKED DESIRES

a female-driven sexploitation-throwback comedy film

by

Dan Standing

“Wishes gone wild!”

An enchanted mask twists the wishes of two saleswomen, giving one four big breasts and causing the other to orgasm when she hears the phrase, “I’m coming!” Together they must overcome their new sexy situations to save their jobs by defeating their scheming office rivals, while also trying to find a way to reverse their alterations!

***

Uptight JANE and free-spirit GINA are friends and co-workers, struggling at software firm HardTec. The national sales convention is coming up, and their boss agrees to send them because they have each lined up big prospects in the area, and they remind her it would be more expensive and time consuming to put new hires through training this late in the fiscal year.

BARBARA and AURA are competitive saleswomen, each close to their next sales bonus level - overhearing Jane and Gina talk about their prospects they decide they will steal those sales for themselves, and convince the over-eager intern TAMMY to come along and help them, as Proficiency in Coworker Underhandedness & Backstabbing will certainly be part of her end-of-semester review

Before leaving for the convention, Jane and Gina’s BOYFRIENDS break up with them. Once at their hotel Jane and Gina crack open the mini bar and together seduce an INEPT BELLHOP, but end up teaching him more about how to please each other than he actually does himself. Tammy crawls into the hotel room and texts pics of the prospect info to Barbara and Aura. The exiting bellhop trips over her, but she convinces the tipsy Jane and Gina she is there to learn from them and joins them in their drinking. 

The trio discovers a WOODEN MASK WITH BEJEWELED EYES hidden within the hotel room, and when each looks into the eyes of the mask the eyes glow. When they figure out an accompanying Latin text is about wishes each sarcastically makes a wish revolving around their romantic shortcomings before passing out.

During the night, in accordance to Gina’s exclamation, “I wish I had twice the tits I have now!” Gina’s breasts double in size, and a new pair grows in beneath them. She wakes up the next morning at first thrilled to see the upper pair, but screams when she looks into the mirror in the bathroom, bottom breasts blatantly beyond her bounds of believability.

Her scream wakes up Jane, and a quick test reveals that Jane’s request, “I wish I’d be the one to cum when I hear someone say, “I’m coming!” has come true. The pair check the couch, where Tammy is under a sheet - she is squirming and moaning, certainly under the effects of, “I wish I could have an orgasm that never ended!” The pair move Tammy to the bathtub when they find that she is soaking the couch, as they don’t want to have to pay a fee for the furniture damage.

Gina and Jane can’t get the mask to grant any more wishes, and knowing they can’t skip the convention they do their best to be presentable. Since neither has any bras that will fit Gina’s dual set she ties them down with pantyhose.

While there Jane overhears coworkers shouting her key phrase as the doors to panels are about to close, as well as a line in a video about family values at HardTec which is spoken by a child. Jane has to play off her orasgmic reactions as inappropriate or unexpected enthusiasm, accidentally volunteering to help with multiple inane bureaucratic projects. 

Meanwhile, Gina is consistently late to panels and has to keep running back and forth, causing the knots in the pantyhose to loosen. This always happens around an ELDERLY JANITOR, whose heart is more and more stressed as he sees more and more of Gina’s unique bust. Eventually all the buttons do burst on Gina’s blouse, exposing her. Although she thinks no one sees this the audience see the janitor across the convention center fall over, with people running to his aid.

Meanwhile, at the hotel a MAID discovers the mask and then hears Tammy in the  bathroom, who the maid thinks has fallen while showering. Tammy inadvertently prompts the maid to wish herself into being Tammy’s personal French Maid attendant.

Jane and Gina have no choice but to reschedule their first meetings with their prospects, and Barbara and Aura are seen meeting with the PROSPECTS. Gina leaves to find some new clothes to better contain her, while Jane goes back to the hotel. Hoping to get some relief with some real sex, she again lures the Inept Bellhop into their room, but he makes a wish about his staying power that turns him into an inward facing strap-on. 

Gina returns and she and Jane try to trick a HOTEL PAGE into making a wish that will return them to normal, she goes off script and says she wants to be a sex-icon a hormone-driven teenager would obsess over, turning herself into a poster on the ceiling. Jane and Gina decide they don’t need anymore carry-on items to deal with for their return home, and agree to manage their changes themselves.

Thanks to their preparations Jane and Gina make it through the convention without incident - much to the consternation of the janitor, who has another heart-attack when his buddies accuse him of lying. Since she can now focus her orgasmic reactions to clenching the bellhop dildo Jane refashions her bureaucratic involvements into actually productive endeavors.

Afterwards Jane and Gina’s prospects cancel their meetings via email, and using Tammy’s phone they discover the plot. Tammy’s calendar reveals Barbara and Aura are taking the clients to a local strip club. Once there Jane and Gina trick Barbara and Aura into going outside. Jane and Gina approach their prospects, who reveal they think Gina may not take seriously the dedicated attention she’ll want, while Jane’s uptight attitude may not mesh well with their free-spirited company culture of her prospect.

Noticing that her prospect is especially interested in the dancers’ breasts, Gina undoes her top and claims that she knew about her prospect’s personal interest and had surgery so the prospect would always have something special to look forward to at their meetings - “...how’s that for dedication?” Jane jumps up and grabs a nearby unused pole, and while at first her pole dancing is rigid and unappealing she starts repeating, “I’m coming” to herself over and over to loosen up and add her cries of pleasure to the eroticism of her impromptu performance. Impressed by their dedication the prospects immediately sign the contracts with Jane and Gina.

Outside Barbara and Aura approach them and reveal pictures of the pair in the strip club they will share at the office if they don’t break the contracts. Jane and Gina convince the pair to come back to the hotel. Barbara and Aura look into the mask, but neither believes it grants wishes. Aura mockingly wishes for her weight in gold and is turned into a gold statue, and Barbara wishes to have greater control over how wishes are granted, so she is sucked out of her clothes into a brass lamp on the floor.

Jane and Gina summon the genie Barbara, who cannot undo anything the mask has done. Through conversation Jane and Gina unintentionally wish the oblivious Tammy and French Maid into a miniature single-room dollhouse scene of the hotel room, turn themselves into lovers, and then cause themselves to forget about the mask. Gina and Jane discuss briefly about how they believe all their changes were done to them by the genie Barbara before finally kissing and falling onto the bed, Jane fondling Gina’s many breasts and Gina whispering “I’m coming.” Fade out.

Fade up, title card: One year later…

A well-dressed YOUNG COUPLE visit Jane and Gina for dinner at their expensive house. We learn these are new HardTec employees under Jane and Gina as co-Vice Presidents of Sales at HardTec. Moving through the house we see a nude Aura is now their foyer coat hang, a wedding picture of Jane and Gina, and the poster of the hotel page framed on a wall.

In the main room there is a fireplace. Atop the fireplace are two boxes - one is plexiglass and has the brass genie lamp inside it, the other has a cloth cover over it. One of the young couple asks about the hidden box, and a beeping timer alarm from the kitchen causes Jane to explain maybe it is a conversation to be had after dinner.

As the young couple and Jane leave together for the kitchen Gina stays behind and lifts the cover up just a little so she can see Tammy and the French Maid sixty-nining. From the kitchen Jane shouts for Gina to hurry up and help. 

Gina smiles to the camera and calls out, “I’m coming!” before a cut-to-black and credits.

POST CREDITS: We see the Elderly Janitor recovering in a hospital bed, muttering about how no one has more than two breasts. A NURSE comes in and asks if he’d like to watch a movie. When he says yes she goes through the on-demand choices, offering TOTAL RECALL, STAR TREK V, GOOD LUCK CHUCK, NECROPOLIS, THE WARRIOR AND THE SORCERESS, and THE BLACK ROOM.

***