Whymca? (Patreon)

"I forgot what you told me to do with my arms so I did the YMCA"

"Why?" 

"I don't know"

"But... why was that the default fallback when you had forgotten what I said?"

"I don't know, what was I supposed to do with them?"

"Just kinda paw at the window like a zombie I guess"

"Oh"

"I guess, it raises it from unsettling to truly Outré. Like that is not a thing I would have thought to ask for in a million years. It's truly inexplicable behavior. Like Stephen Kings "True Terror is coming home to every object in your house being replaced by an exact replica" level alien"