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Mei Mei:

Are you a good person?

I know I'm not perfect, but to doubt my character to this extent... Junior Brother, have I done something to upset you?

I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen?

For a moment, a puzzled look flashes across Mei Mei's face. Her brows furrow, as she thinks.

"I have a few bestial hearts stored away, but I don't think th- Oh..."

A pink blush paints her cheeks as she lowers her head.

"Stop joking like that, Junior Brother.' - she murmurs - 'For a second, I was worried you were ill."

Yang Bohai:

Where do you keep your elixirs?

Yang Bohai looks down, his massive bearded head staring you down.

"What kind of question is that, punk?' - he spits on the ground, his face turning into a scowl - before he suddenly grins and flexes his enormous biceps - "In here, all of them!"

Is there any beast/martial artist out there that can still give you a hard time?

Yang Bohai laughs out loud in contempt.

"Trouble? Me? I can roam this world as I please! If a mountain stops me, I will crush it! If a Martial Artist bugs me, I will squash them! And if a clan bothers me, I will spill their blood until it forms a river!"

"Were you always bald or did the roids do ya in?"

Yang Bohai angrily snorts, his nostrils almost emitting smoke from his fury.

"You little shit, come here!" - he shouts - "I'll show you why baldness is a sign of power and strength!"

Wu Chao:

Were you with my mother when I was born?

"Eh?" - Wu Chao replies, confused - "Why are you asking about your mother all of a sudden?"

He then shakes his head in denial.

"I was away during your birth. But you have to worry not about your legitimacy, I've performed sufficient Blood Tests to prove your heritage."

Tang Ruo:

Would you be down to go on a two man w/ me?

"If you drop on your knees and beg me for assistance, I may consider helping you in whatever mission it is you found trouble in."

Who's your favorite concubine and why?

"None of them are important enough to have a special place in my life."

Tigress:

If I wanted to rule the cold lands to the West, who would I have to go through?

"Through everyone." - the Tigress replies - "The West is wild. Uncivilized. We do not have emperors, nor do we have empires. If you want to rule a tribe, you kill its tribesmen until they submit. And you do so with every one of them."

Omniscient Shadows:

Do you perhaps have any information regarding  the traitorous clans: their motives; recent activity or future plans?

"Apologies, but we do not disclose information outside of paid requests. If you wish to make any, please visit the nearest to your branch."

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