Vaporeon (Patreon)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon  breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only  are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals,  Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means  they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their  impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough  with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in  my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that  you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They  can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and  Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be  incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities  Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with  enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of  compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your  Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick.  Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock  all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.