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Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii omg WERE SO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCEPT MY VOICE HAHA!!!!!!! I lost my voice for undisclosed reasons and I had already recovered while recording this but there was some leftover rasp in there and ngl I didn't want to wait more cause i ''kinda'' fuck with raspy voices. Also mic change cause I definitely didn't somehow break my main during the move at all hehe.

ahem~ so here's the thing:

You'd never get jealous of a cute boy's fleshlight, right? right???????

To the cuties who suggested a few different ways to end this series: I liked your ideas a lot and they match some of mine so I will use 'em for another standalone audio sometime soon <3 Please look out for the content poll, it will be posted within the next week MWAH MWAH MWAH I LOVE YOU GUYS EXCITED TO MAKE MORE STUFF

soundgasm link for better quality as always

This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by BloomingVA. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. Please do not download or share this content on any other platform.

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La Dama

Omg the squeal the squeaked when I saw this. Bom Dia indeed!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Yessi

Ayee welcome backkkk

Bibi

OMG! I didn't know there's gonna be an ending👀 so excited 🤭

vivi

TWO AUDIOS!!! the denial is over 😞

Kailah Yeye

39 mins??? girl dinnnnnnner

Peony

WE ARE SO BACK hopefully moving hasn’t been too awful!

plutoplanet

man i'm at the library rn 😭😭 it'd be too degenerate of me to listen while i'm here so i'll wait, but damn i'm excited for this one

snoopylover123

yipee!! welcome back! ngl i pictured the box moving like howl's castle LMAOOO love love love the switchy dynamics between the listener and the roommate! the petnames!! the spit? the bed creaking sounds? 😵‍💫😵‍💫 also rip mic :(( hope you get a speedy recovery and hope the move went well!

frankie

WE ARE SOOOOOOO BACK GUYS…..

Mini

Yesssssss what a day to be aliveeeee thanks for being a real one Bloom 🫡

Aloe

The moment we’ve all been waiting for

chai

i just got done listening to other audio you posted today asgshajaklda 🫠

jk

hola de nuevo diva

みゆmiyu

Lost your voice for “Undisclosed reasons…” did you make one of those boyfriend ASMR videos where they fall down the stairs for 20 min or tragic accident where they’re screaming their head off👁️👁️

Sierra

“We’re so back” babe we never left

Lovely

This is such a good series. Obsessed with needy pleading bloom

j

that bloomussy working overtime my gawwwd

honey

FINALLY THEY FUCK!! AT LONG LAST!! The first few minutes where you’re confronting us about the toys made me giggle so much bc it’s such a silly and bratty thing to do (I’d do this ngl) I love silly things like that in audios, especially the part where you’re like “I’ll bark, idk how to bark but I’ll learn.” Great audio as always, had me smiling and knawing at the bars of my enclosure. I need more brat tamer bloom in my life please 🙏

Sinner Angel

thank u babybloom 😩 this is amazing, the spit thing sent me to heaven in a heartbeat, i really love your sloopy sounds and the squeaky sound in the background makes this audio very sensorial i love it, thank u again for your hard work, please take care and stay safe mhwa~ 💜✨

Anait X

O HOMEM FINALMENTE CONSEGUIU! Muito obrigada pelo seu trabalho neném, cuide direitinho da sua garganta. um xero 💜🫶 (desculpa estar tudo em português, tô com sono mas queria comentar a minha felicidade e desejar melhoras🫠)

Nowhere24x

OOOOOOOH BLOOMIE MISS U SO!!!! can't imagine how happy I was to get an update right after I woke up💗immediately put on my 🎧🎶🎶~

Ashleymoe

Finally! So satisfying ☺️ Also, two audios in one day! 🫠🤤 You spoil us 🧎🏻‍♀️

Lovely

I LOVE the heavy kissing audios. Makes me so wet

Sol

"Don't you have an IUD" Made my head snap up lol Yes, her name is Mirena, she's the love of my life. I've pack bonded with it. Also RIP your mic and hope you feel better from those undisclosed reasons... unless they're good undisclosed reasons then.... suffer I guess?? Idfk I'm tired. Thank you, you're cool and good at things, goodnight

Leya

Gosh i love this series sm! What do u mean by we are back, sweetie we are sat, we've never left. As usual amazingly done❤️ I don't have any will to wait untill my shift is over, so listening rn with the straight face like🙂

⤜♡→ Misty ⤜♡→

Yeah the moaning is great but your EDITING, it’s always so good and immersive! That’s the real hot shit right there 😛

vivi

the banter at the end is so funny to me?! i loved the dynamic between the listener and you, it’s very playful and enjoyable

Andi

Amazing, loved every second of it :)

mimi

WE'RE BACK YALL!!! ahem,, i prepared a paragraph: no lube, no protection, all nignt, all aay, trom the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, he could give me a nuclear bomb inside and I would still ride it i wanna squirt and cum on his face, ride it like jesus on a donkey. I will be screaming!!! i will be moaning !!!! i want him to penetrate my vaginal walls, like an invading army. Like the Jews in Jericho, helped by the grace of God. I want him inside of me. His sweet voice. I want to feel the vibration of his voice inside me, I want to feel his breath filling my womb. I want him to plug me with his fingers like a dirty plug and hold it, keeping the carbon dioxide inside. He will enter me with such force that I will burst, and all the gas will come out with incredible force, stretching me even more. I will breathe only his breath, without leaving my lips, I will take all his liquid that he will allow me to take. Each of his sperm will remain in me, I will be his incubator, uterus, doll. I will continue to moan even if he rips my throat out and breaks all my bones. My legs will always be spread, waiting for his body. Every night I draw a pentagram with his name and lie down in the center to call him with my sounds. Every night I touch myself, imagining him cutting off each of my fingers to make a necklace for his neck. So that I can always be there. And always touch him. We will always be together. Make me squirt, make me moan, make me groan. I want to carry his seed- his very essence- inside of me. I want to walk into walmart, knowing that i only hold him inside of me. I want to feel it slosh around my uterus as i buy cereal. and whilst i look for Cheerios, I want to feel his honey nut inside of me. Rolling, pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent Incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtaking foams mouth\* GRRRR snarl\* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OW0000 HOWL WITH ME Ow0000000000 BARK BARK GRRR....sniffs BARK GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRRBARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR AR....... that's all ty

daina

and they lived happily, ever, after (the brat taming???coño 😵 🕳️ 🚶‍♂️ ⚰️)

k

cried when it ended bc i need more 🥹

aemilia

First, this was so good 🥵 second, on a more sentimental note, thank you for doing what you do! I struggled for years with sex/intimacy but your audios have helped me so much to understand what I like and want and that I have nothing to be ashamed of! Now I’m able to confidently ask for the things I want and my sex life is so fulfilling and fun!! So a big thank you from me (and my husband) for genuinely changing my life ❤️❤️❤️

j

need to know where and what this dates gonna because how tf will ANYTHING top what just happened?! the kisses the playful banter the dirty talk the pillow talk the gentle-but-at-the-same-time-devious-ness the sfx the natural slides from one thing to the next, TENS across the board bloom 😌🙏

j

HOW DID I FORGET THE MOANSSS

a

quiero ser una mosca en la pared rubbing my grubby little hands together plotting, scheming even

Michaahaha

god i love this place

PoetiicJustice

This made my brain feel like it was exploding. You spoiled us with two audios same day! Those moans are always gonna be unmatched. Appreciate that and you 😘

i’ve been having a shitty past few days, and just seeing that you posted, are alive and doing (somewhat b’c of losing voice oh nooo) well — gave me immediate serotonin 😭🥲🌸

sariyha

stealing an entire box of sex toys is crazy mischievous work.. but real asf. im also ovulating so hard to this 💪🏽

Mola

first date for one SFW audio pls

K_Dae

This freaking audio just made me feel so single, ngl.. So.... I'm gonna go... cry underneath my covers now 🤧😭

plutoplanet

OH MY GOD?!@?@!? i started reading but then it just kept going,,, please this is so incredibly unhinged edit: i tried to ask chatgpt if it wrote this and it gave me a warning 💀💀

blaze

I hope he kept the panties

TheTangryOwl

Oof 😮‍💨 that clit talk is bloody lethal 😮‍💨 First half is like the perfect sleep aid, your voice is so nice, I fell asleep the first time around. The stuff about the gnomes reminds me of the ones in Sims that ruin you and your house on harvestfest if you insult/ fail to appease them 😂

Kate

I’m late but…FINALLY!😮‍💨

Kate

Moans & whimpers TOP TIER as always🥴😮‍💨

alice ✿

men who yearn are men who earn 🤞

BloomingVA

yeah i try to keep it light and real, its hard when you dont have someone answering back but we try!

BloomingVA

aw thanks pixie, i really like getting compliments on the edits, especially on this one where I had to compensate and do a lot more because it was a different setup

BloomingVA

for a second i thought you named your IUD cause that would be insane work but then i realized its a brand LOL

mimi

HELPPP NAURR i got it as a copypasta from unhinged gojo tiktok 😭😭

BloomingVA

Nah shes probably gonna go back to being weird and not going on a date w him tbh

BloomingVA

Thats awesome i hope your husband continue hving the best of yalls life and openly communicating wants and needs, thanks a lot for commenting this here, i truly appreciate it a lot

BloomingVA

but thank you lol thats a really sweet comment, glad to hear some stuff about the editing here too <4

BloomingVA

my meme tropes only truly work if you leave all the works of shame and embarrassment behind and embrace the unhinged LMAO. If I knew stealing a roommates sex toys would somehow end up with me replacing them id do it in a heartbeat

BloomingVA

i was screaming at my brothers ngl, they dont know the first thing about organizing cabinets, like who the fuck puts cups all the way in back and shit like that

BloomingVA

yeah i like pushing the boundaries of what someone would do just cause its a silly fantasy porn audio hehe

yunostan

wow the making out in this one was GREAT!! you never fail to amaze me with your audios <333

Sol

Mirena is an actual name but imagine naming a baby, or even a pet, that now that it's mainly known as an IUD ☠️🤣

TheTangryOwl

The clit and panties talk (panties to the side? 🤯 unf) had me very distracted, and I forgot to mention that I loved everything and every second of this audio ✨💜

aemilia

Oh yay!! I’m glad I decided to comment then, you deserve to know about the positive impact you have on people 😊

Nowhere24x

turned on this audio in a bad mood and then I giggled

plutoplanet

at the library?!?! damn i thought i was a real pervert but ig i'm a poser 😭 /lh

curiosity question: do you write your own scripts, do you use public scripts, or private scripts sent to you?

k

🧍‍♀️im back again for more bc those moans and whimpers were elite (always gonna return to this series icl) 🫡 thank you for your service bloomy

Emma 🩷

On a serious note, finals week is over✨😮‍💨 Was it worth putting this audio off for that week? Yes, 100% (I think we all deserve a hot roommate to steal sex toys from)

Bunny98

I have listened back this and Maid for it an ungodly amount of times and it's safe to say, I have discovered the power of miraculous conception and Bloom, I expect the child support payments to be paid on the first of every month or we'll have problems 🤰💷📬

Spicypesto

Got a job to sub to you🫥

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

10/10 absolute favorite series…Bloom ur AMAZING 🔥🔥🔥🔥

CHIEKO

I'm late but just SOOOO GOOOOD AWWWWWWWW

Bietka

I used my new vibrator with this lmao Very nice job, Bloomie ♡

Sam

🫠I may have died this time