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Chau-ta-u-auch-ca Rollings

I am fairly certain it was Dionysus what with all the drunken partying and what not usually when the twerking come out but any who the spartan women where pros at it as they had games in the Olympics that involved the contestants to jump in place and put their heels into their own back sides to make it bounce and jiggle and they had to do this as many times as possible win was the one with the most butt drums and the last one standing

Matthew Speidel

Jackie, I swear to God, I will drive two days from New England to wherever-in-the-Midwest-you-live just to smack you upside the head. That was terrible. :P

Anonymous

You are on fire Jackie, that was terrible.

Anonymous

This made my day

Perfesser Bear

And of course, Alex was the <i>best</i> character to deliver this choice bit of mythillogical lore!