Bandit and Bandy's First Encounter. (Decided to Post the script for fun. Hope you enjoy it.) (Patreon)

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Panel 1: A dumpster, in a back alley. It’s raining.

Panel 2: A robotic cat girl in a maid outfit, sitting by the dumpster. Her back is to the wall. She’s zoned out. Rain is pouring down on her.

Panel 3: A person approaches her, but we only see their legs.

Panel 4: The robotic cat girl looks up.

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Panel 1: The person who approached her is Bandit with an umbrella.

Panel 2: The robotic cat girl looks at Bandit.

BANDIT:    Don’t get the wrong idea…

BANDIT:    I hate robots.

Panel 3: Bandit sits next to Bandy.

BANDIT:    I’m just here to watch you suffer.

Panel 4: Robotic cat girl(RCG) looking the other way.

RCG:     Okay…

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Panel 1: Bandit staring at the robotic cat girl.

BANDIT:    So why are you here?

Panel 2: RCG looking the other way.

RCG:     My creator threw me away because I’m a defective cat girl maid bot.

BANDIT:     That’s a mouthful.

Panel 3: Bandit’ but his face is in shadows.

BANDIT:    And you’re just going to let yourself get thrown away…

BANDIT:    That’s pretty pathetic.(Music Note.)

Panel 4: RCG annoyed.

RCG:     Well, I was bad at what I was meant to do, so I’m garbage.

Panel 5: Bandit annoyed.

BANDIT:    Please!

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Panel 1: Bandit standing up.

BANDIT:    Nothing is wrong at being bad at

something!

Panel 2: Bandit standing proud, trench coat flaring.

BANDIT:    I’m bad at everything-

BANDIT:    Because I’m a super villain!

Panel 3: RCG looking the other way.

RCG:     Does not compute…

Panel 4: Bandit deflated.

Panel 5: Bandit pointing at the robot angrily.

BANDIT:    How do you even know what you were

meant to do?!

BANDIT:    You’re just scrap metal on a dying

Rock!

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Panel 1: RCG annoyed.

RCG:    I know what I was made for because I was built to be a robotic cat girl maid!

Panel 2: Bandit mad.

BANDIT:    Just because you were built to be something doesn’t mean you have to be it, you stupid automaton!

Panel 3: RCG looks at Bandit.

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Panel 1: Bandit standing proud.

BANDIT:    You see I was suppose to be collecting souls for Purple Sata-

Panel 2: Bandit Nervous.

BANDIT:    I mean collecting taxes for the government…

Panel 3: Bandit regaining his confidence.

BANDIT:    I wasn’t good at it and I didn’t like doing it, so I thought why do it?

BANDIT:    Why live my life doing something I didn’t like doing?

Panel 4: RCG staring blankly.

RCG:     Because that’s what you were meant to do…

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Panel 1: Bandit standing proudly trench coat flaring.

BANDIT:    WRONG! Life has more options than what people tell you to do!

BANDIT:    The best one is the one that makes you feel alive, even if you’re terrible at it!

Panel 2: Bandit looking smug.

BANDIT:    That’s why I became a Bandit.

Panel 3: RCG looking away.

RCG:     Sounds like a dillison. You are mentally unwell.

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Panel 1: Bandit arms crossed.

BANDIT:   Yes, but for once in my life, I’m having fun.

Panel 2: RCG looks at Bandit.

Panel 3: Bandit pointing at the dumpster.

BANDIT:   And I believe, if anyone belongs in the trash, it’s the people who tell you how to live your life!

Panel 4: RCG looking at Bandit.

RCG:    Do you think anyone could be a bandit?

Panel 5: Bandit being way too involved in what he’s saying.

BANDIT:   Of course! Anyone could be a bandit!

Panel 6: Bandit looking smug and pointing at himself

BANDIT:   But none will be as dastardly, smart, and handsome as myself…

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Panel 1: RCG focused.
RCG:    Could you teach someone how to be a bandit?

BANDIT:   Of course, I’m the best bandit around!

BANDIT:   My intellect is my greatest strength!

Panel 2: RCG more focused.

RCG:    Would you be willing to teach me how to be a bandit?

Panel 3: Bandit stone faced.

BANDIT:   No.

BANDIT:   I hate robots.

Panel 4: RCG stone face.

RCG:    Well, that’s too bad.

RCG:    I decided that I’m going to be your student.

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Panel 1: Bandit annoyed.

BANDIT:   No. No. No. That’s not how that works, you stupid machine!

Panel 2: RCG focused.

RCG:    Are you telling me how to live my life?

Panel 3: Bandit angry.

BANDIT:   YOU CAN’T JUST FORCE ME TO BE YOUR MENTO-

Panel 4: Bandit sticking out of the dumpster. RGC is outside looking aloof.

RCG:    So what’s our objective today?

BANDIT:   MY objective is to get out of this dumpster and ditch a certain disgusting robot…

Panel 5: RCG (Now Bandy) looking at her claws.

BANDY:    There’s a 0% chance I’m going to let the latter half of that goal happen, mentor.