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Listen to me, men. Listen to your chieftain! On this day I swear to you that we shall fight this "Patreon New Page" infestation till our last breath!

Don't get me wrong though, I love the patreon-guys. I quite honestly do love them. This website quite literally changed the life of many many people. But it is also notorious for being buggy and having the most counter-intuitive interface in the history of the internet! And this new abomination they are forcing on us is even worse!


Rest assured we all will fall sooner or later. All patreon creator pages will eventually be "sleek, lean, and engineered to dazzle you, and your patrons". But I will make damn sure that our fortress is the last one to fall!!!


"> Akabur produces a war cry full of both rage and deep sadness."

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Anonymous

I agree, it's been nothing but trouble since we switched over. Customer services told us they are still "tweaking" it but that was months ago...

Ace

The first to come will make the last stand, together with you Akabur ^^

akabur

Is that so? Crap... I only browsed through pages of some of the artists I support who switched to this and see how much less convenient everything has become for me as a patron. But if you say that it causes additional grief to the Artist as well it even worse. OTL... Well in any case, if Facebook updates taught us anything is that everyone is getting "the new shiny" update sooner or later.

J

Stand for tradition oh gallant leader! Stand without fear for we, your Patrons, stand with you! FOR AKABUR! FOR JASMINE! FOR IRIS! AND FOR LOLA!!!!!

cyberonic

the main problem I have with it is you cant even manually edit your patronage amount from the main page of the new design.

Dorago

We are behind you my lord !

Vega Chaos

Is it time to march forward the army's my lord? my blade aches to taste flesh once again

Smiling_Jack

Is it time to break out the blue paint? Markydaysaid knows what I'm talking about.

Anonymous

My great lord, i stand humbly by and await thy command. Be it for war or not!

Anonymous

my blades are at your disposal my lord

Anonymous

lol, they always have to 'improve' shit...

Anonymous

It's like Youtube, getting worse with every update.

Drazhoath

Mi dick is readdy!

wagonsleftwheel

We will fight!! To the very last man!! We will be heard!!

Anonymous

I agree that the new design leaves a lot to be desired. What is frustrating to me, is that if they are going to improve things, they should start with this comments section. There are so many ways to make this message section better, if nothing else allowing better response threads so you can actually reply to people in way that makes it easy to follow.

punktum

yes lets fuck things up

Anonymous

100% agree.

akabur

I know... But that the general notion these days, not only here on Patreon. Many sites take an approach lately when you dread every update to make worse.