059 - Shortest Post Evar. (Patreon)

Sup, bros. All is good? Great. Well, see ya next Monday! Oh, and here is you GIF...

Nah, I'm just kidding. Didn't see that coming did you? Surprised the heck out of you didn't I? Well that's what my Monday posts are known for: complete and utter unpredictability! The only predictable thing about my posts is that there is always a new one on Monday. 

Namaste, dear friends. Let the family friendliness wash over you. This is me - Akabur - your guru in everything related to love, positivity and angry sex.

Short and to the point. That's how I want this post to be. (but since I don't really have anything of substance to share, it will be just short). This was a bit of a hectic week for me and right now I kind of feel like my time would be better spent working on the game instead of thinking of clever things to say in this post. So, here is that.

The work. So, it's been 15 weeks since Episode 04 has been released.  I am full at work and continue to put the story scenes together.  I am sure by now everyone is tired of me whining about stuff, so let me say something different for a change: next episode is going to be awesome and great and best thing since you've learned how to masturbate. The one thing I want to make clear though: I am supper dissatisfied with this development window, so when I release Ep.05 and you play through it and will (naturally) want more, please don't think that you will have to wait another 4-12 months for episode 06. I won't that happen. I won't! But for just relax and wait... Episode 05 is coming soon.  ^___________^

The Photos. Like I mentioned above, I don't have that much time to spare so I just threw together some PT era pics. Completely family friendly stuff, as always. The RAR is in the attachment section of this post.

It ends here. You reached the end of this week's Monday post. Hooray! Honestly, if I just end it here I will have some extra time to get some work done, so I will be doing just that if you don't mind. Love you all. You are the best and if I were a whamen I would definitely send you my bobs and vagana pics. But it is what it is, sending you mad respect instead. I hope that's enough. You guys are the best. Here is your gif. See you next week.