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Princess Priscilla: "Apprentice, Apprentice, there you are! Quit moping around with that Goth Guard and come here at once. I gave Sir Quintus an order but he's not listening! Make him answer me or I'll tell my sister you tried to kiss me during the Secret Hearts Festival!"

Looking at Sir Quintus in the background, you are not surprised to see him slumbering away while standing at his post as usual. Even though you were fired from your Dream Interpretation and Hypnosis apprenticeship for sleeping on the job, you remember it can be traumatic to wake someone in the middle of a nightmare. However, with the Princess stomping her foot and giving you the unmistakable look of "I'm waiting!" you don't see much choice. To wake up this man you are going to need to get creative...

Comment below how you plan to wake up and hit the Like button to be ready to defend yourself when he does wake up!

  • 5 Comments = Sir Quintus wiggles his nose
  • 10 Comments = Sir Quintus twitches slightly
  • 15 Comments = Sir Quintus mumbles
  • 20 Comments = Sir Quintus awakes!

Rules:
Sir Quintus will do 20 damage when he wakes up, so be sure to have at least that many Likes by the time he awakens.

Failure to wake Sir Quintus results in losing Weekend Challenge

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Anonymous

Toss pebbles at him till he wakes up.

Anonymous

Shoot him with an arrow. Surely his warrior instincts will awaken and he'll deflect it.

Michael Hawk

its obvious we need help of an expert. ill go get the ram guard for this.

Anonymous

I'll use the princess's threat in our favor I'll take one for the team and tell the royal commander that I tried to kiss the princess during the secret hearts fest, and lead her to Quintus. Then, i'll use him as a shield so she can use her icy magic to wake the sleepy boi.

Anonymous

I'll peek around a corner down the hall and yell "There's a dragon in the northern Courtyard!"

Jay-Jak

chinese water torture. 1 drip at a time until his subconscious notices and then wakes him up.

HunterKing

I shall go and see if the fawn guard could convince a number of birds to go and chirp around his head

Lord Iskael

He's a military man, I get my bugle and play Reveille

Anonymous

I run down to the Courtyard and snag a Greffen feather and very carefully use it to tickle Sir Quintus nose. Hopefully he'll sneeze or scratch his nose and wake himself up.

Jairo Palomares

Fired from my Looney Tunes apprenticeship for accidentally dropping an anvil on top of my instructor. I learn the art of waking up gags. I'll start by play a bunch of instruments at the same time. If that doesn't work we might need use drastic measures.

Matthew

Going to need a few M80’s and Cherry Bombs, with and extrended fuzz attached to all of them and a galvanized garbage can with a 50lb weight to keep it from tipping over. Place the can next to his head, light the main fuse that’ll ignite all the others and take cover.

Anonymous

I put some freshly cooked hot cross buns a few feet from his slumbering form. Maybe the smell will stir him.

Anonymous

I am going to go get my Mystic alarm clock that only plays "I got you babe" at 87 Decibels then hide behind a rock, if possible I will also toss a live monkey into the mix. The Monkey, Alarm clock and Rock are expendable.

Anonymous

I'll use the simple solution... I'll throw a bucket of water in his face.

Shaun Albert

*Blows horn right in front of his face*

Anonymous

Push him over!

Anonymous

I use an Orb of Wakefulness to wake him up.

RShrike

On the off chance he drank himself asleep (read: passed out), I'm going to stand to the side and pinch his ear, out of the line of fire -- and any possible bouts of hungover nausea.

Anonymous

Ooh...Magic Time!!! Sonic Magic: Banshee’s Scream! *screams so loud in Quintus’ ear, the ground starts to shake*

Anonymous

Walks up to sir quintus "Good morning"

dinmoney

Weekend Challenge: COMPLETE!