[Earlly Access!!] Speed Dating with a Twist (Speed Breeding) (Patreon)

Welcome to Speed Breeding! We’ve got a whole list of eager, worthy partners for you to meet, but REMEMBER: when the third bell’s rung, you’ve chosen the one and the deal is done. The process goes a little something like this:

• Greeting: engage your potential partner. Be kind and courteous!

• Meeting: ask them about themselves. Get to know them!

• Reading: strip and take them all in. Do you like what you see?

• Breeding: just like nature intended. Beautiful, isn’t it?

Starting from the top, you and your potential partner must both ring the bell to progress to the next stage. But don’t take too long! You’ve only got 15 minutes to decide. Don’t worry, though. Speed Breeding is a tried and true formula. We promise you’ll leave satisfied or your money back. Guaranteed.

Head out the door and one of our associates will lead you to your first match. Enjoy your time and don’t be afraid to let yourself loose!

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