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A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't free", and long distance relationships; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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2024-02-26 23:03:58 This is one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. It’s called a somatic exercise release. It could be a woman alert but I think I see some guys in there too https://www.instagram.com/reel/C30gmVTJ_qw/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
2024-02-26 23:03:58 Woman alert!: I found a random video on Instagram of a bunch of women in yoga gear moaning and dry humping the air. I showed the video to my girlfriend to figure out what I was watching and she said it’s yoni yoga. It’s designed to concentrate energy through reproductive organs. I guess it answers the question of what women get up to when we’re not around. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C30gmVTJ_qw/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
2024-02-26 22:43:01 Woman alert!: I found a random video on Instagram of a large group of women in yoga gear moaning and dry humping the air. I showed the video to my girlfriend to figure out what I was watching and she said it’s yoni yoga. It’s designed to “concentrate energy through sex organs”. I guess this answers the question as to what women get up to when we’re not around. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C30gmVTJ_qw/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Woman alert!: I found a random video on Instagram of a large group of women in yoga gear moaning and dry humping the air. I showed the video to my girlfriend to figure out what I was watching and she said it’s yoni yoga. It’s designed to “concentrate energy through sex organs”. I guess this answers the question as to what women get up to when we’re not around. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C30gmVTJ_qw/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Anonymous

The subtle one-two punch of "smushings disease" and then "mayonnaise clinic" just absolutely killed me. Had to pause the video to laugh.

John

I didn't think Dick would be back after he finally Quantum Leapt home last week after saving that guy's wife from cutting her tits off.

Diego Avalos Cortes

Saun has a superpower. Maybe he can be a character in super killer

Jamie Birch

Yknow i would love to see Israel and all these other groups talk this bluster, talk all their bullshit about "its not the 40s dont mess with us", id love to see them say this shit WITHOUT us paying them 3 billion dollars a year. Im sure nothing would be different, they can totally defend themselves, theyre totally a capable and powerful people not dependant on a morally subjugated people to financially support them out of guilt. Thatd be wacky!

Jacob Maxfield

"Its not my kid i dont care" im pretty sure that was from the onision interview.