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A Special Message for Dick Show Patreonis (Patreon)

Published:
2016-10-27 13:44:54
Imported:
2021-02

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A GFY was promised and a GFY ye shall have.

Good morrow me Patreonis, the GFY page on thedickshow.com felt like not enough for the support you've given me. To wit, I offer each and every one of you a personalized GFY from the bottom of my medulla oblongata*.

Happy Halloween!

*Wikipedia says rage comes from the hypothalamus not the medulla oblongata, but then it wouldn't be a Member Berries.

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A Special October Surprise for Dick Show Patreonis

To all my beautiful DickHeads and Patreonis, go fuck yourself. See you next Tuesday

Comments

Anonymous

Awh, GFY too Dick!

Anonymous

So glad I have an early alphabet last name.

Anonymous

I'm around the 18 min mark, Thanks Dick, GFY

Anonymous

Yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh! At 23:59!

Anonymous

I shall go fuck myself

Anonymous

53:27. GFY

Anonymous

Best birthday present I could ask for. Thanks Dickie.

Anonymous

HAHAHA "dirty crow, go dirty fuck yourself!"

Anonymous

Did you actually went through 1741 names?

Anonymous

Two different Alex Walker's! Haha... no I just got wasted, lost my card, and had to enter in a new card once I cancelled the lost one. Thanks Dick!

Zach Owen

yay 37:06

Anonymous

The madman.

Anonymous

52:53. GFY dude. Got myself a new text tone.

Anonymous

Jan Roast... hahaha (39:27) A for Effort. GFY too you crazy bastard!

Anonymous

14:29 And he actually managed to pronounce it mostly right.

Anonymous

Awesome! thanks Dick, and GFY

Anonymous

YEEEEEEAAAAHEHEHEEEEAAAA!!!!!

Anonymous

Holy shit, you pronounced it right! You're a goddamn hero.

Anonymous

Thanks dick, I knew there was something I forgot to do this morning

Anonymous

Dick not even attempting to pronounce my first surname AND mispronouncing my first name as Felice was pretty hilarious to me(19:04), Thanks Dick, GFY as well.

Sander

Goddamn, now I wish I had used my real name

Anonymous

Those fuzzy warms.

Anonymous

Damn! Deuce Loosely? Hahahahahaha! Nice!

Anonymous

THank you Dick. This means alot.

Anonymous

Right back atchya!

Anonymous

Lots more time on his hands since he was outed as a raper and embezzler and the social just heroes at the uptight citizens brigadier finally busted him. Are you even a Liberian? Dick....GFY.

Slendamann (edited)

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2022-02-13 06:23:08 ポロリルート確定…(˘ω˘)
2016-10-27 14:49:36 Thanks, Dick! Fuck you too.

Thanks, Dick! Fuck you too.

Anonymous

Fuck you too buddy! Appreciate it!

Anonymous

Thanks Dick, GFY2.

Anonymous

I'm happy to have contributed to making a man spend an hour telling random names to go fuck themselves. It's amazing what $13,000/month can do

Anonymous

Impressive! GFY, brosef

Anonymous

My name doesn't have a right pronunciation in English .Fuck you too dick !

Anonymous

The GFY page is a 404. The ultimate GFY

Anonymous (edited)

Comment edits

2022-02-13 06:23:08 暴れたら本当に外れちゃうかも、と思える緩み方がたまらないですねこれは……。 「脱げる」という変化が期待できる分、最初から脱げてるのとは別の趣があって……ニヤニヤしてしまいますw
2016-10-27 15:18:16 Christ. Fuck you too, man.

Christ. Fuck you too, man.

Anonymous

Thanks man, fuck you too!

Anonymous

Fuck you too, Dick &lt;3

Anonymous

My kids and I were just listening to a special GFY episode of TheDickShow and I was personally told to GFY. I was fine with it until my 5 year old told me the effect it would have on my personal and professional career, so thanks for that.

Anonymous

Went ahead and fucked myself. Fuck you right back buddy!

Anonymous

no, you

Anonymous

Thanks Dick!

Anonymous

Thanks, you goddamn Dick guy!

Anonymous

So let me get this straight, I contribute money to this Patreon and all I get in return is being told to go fuck myself. I'll be complaining to the highest level of Patreon management. This is clearly sexist, as you don't know if I'm a woman, therefore it's potentially triggering which you failed to issue a warning for. There are many studies that show that telling supporters to go fuck themselves will results in no supporters at all! I want a go fuck yourself so small you can barely see it.

Anonymous

It's CLIFF, goddammit! C L I F F!!! Why does everyone call me Chris? ARRGHH!! Thanks for the message, and keep up the great work!

Anonymous

Hey Dick! GFY too! Keep up the good work!

Anonymous

Being told GFY AND having most of our names mispronounced is like 2 GFY for the price of one! Thanks Dick!

Anonymous

Aw go fuck yourself too! &lt;3

Anonymous

I cant believe you took all the time to do this for us dickheads. You truly are a gentleman and a scholar Dick, and if youre ever in the general area of Boston id buy you a fine glass of whiskey.

Anonymous

Thank you for giving my last name the benefit of the doubt. You did it right. I take many answers! GFY Dick! Love you!!!

Anonymous

Just finished analyzing a fuck yourself. Thank you from Spectral Analysis!

Anonymous

30 min in and looking for my name still - Hope I find it or I will have to watch it again! God save the queen - and a Go Fuck Yourself to sir.

Anonymous

42:22 Go Fuck Yourself Sir

Anonymous

The best "GFY" I've ever received! Thanks Dick and a happy day of going and fucking yourself to you too. I wonder if tissue companies can market this? "Getting a GFY on GFY day? Well, Kleenex is here for you! Nothing like a Kleenex to Kleen up your GFY mess!"

Anonymous

And Dick, go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Two for the price of one! Got my name in right before a drink break at 11:00, then re-read after the break. Score. GFY, Dick, and thanks for the content!

Anonymous

You are very welcome Dick. The pleasure is all mine.

Anonymous

@ 43:23 Thanks Dick, got it right the first time. Glad you thought to double check on that though, very polite. You and Chschaeyawn and Asterios can all go fuck yourselves together. Cheers!

Anonymous

holy shit

CaptainZM

Hooray being almost at the end of the entire list, hahaha

Anonymous

I'm 1 minutes and 30 seconds in but I still had to listen to the whole video for Dicks sweet Sweet voice

Anonymous

And a great big GO FUCK YOURSELF to you too, Dick!

Anonymous

Pretty fun video. Go fuck yourself Dick and the dick heads (even if you did call me Benjamin Smeddon)

Anonymous

wow that's a Iot of patreonis I always thought you were funny and entering enough that i'd listen to you read a telephone directory and this basically proves it GFY/graped

Zachariah

Probably the closest anyone has ever gotten to pronouncing my name, go fuck yourself Dick.

Anonymous

Can we get a video link/download so I can get post dick telling me GFY

Sleepnir

Best way to celebrate the season. You rule, man.

Anonymous

39:27 Thanks Dick, go fuck yourself as well

Anonymous

I feel like I got a special GFY.

Anonymous

Go fuck yourself too Dick :D

Anonymous

I donated money to have a funny failed podcast host tell me go fuck myself??? Best $5 ever spent.

Anonymous

Go fuck yourself in some real fancy way for doing an entire hour of this haha

Anonymous

15:05 GFY Dick Masterson. The letter that is written with a/%$ or something in my name is the letter "å". It's basically an "a" with a little circle on top of it that in Norwegian (and other Scandinavian languages) represent a longer and darker "a"-sound (pronounced kind of like the “au”-sound in “haunt"). I often present myself as "Steele" (the English translation of my name) when traveling abroad. My name is spelled correctly in my profile on Patreon, so I was a rage when I saw it was spelled "Sta/%&amp;le" Eilera/%&amp;s" or something like that on the GFY page. What the fuck?!! I tried changing my name on the site to “Staale Eileraas” because I figured it was an automatic thing. It wasn’t. As much as that made me a rage, I’m still throwing in those $20 each month, because I'm not a fucking Clegg. It's usually not a problem having weird letters in my name, but some websites might want me to spell it the alternate way, which is "aa". And yes, Scandinavian keyboards have three extra letters (Æ, Ø and Å for Norwegian or Danish keyboards and Å, Ä and Ö for Swedish keyboards, because everything is backwards and wrong in Sweden) to the right of "P" and "L". /autismo

Anonymous

I need a cigarette after all that - I came at 54:56. GFY.

Anonymous

You fucked my name up! Oh well, thank you Dick for giving me a heartfelt GFY.

Anonymous

Dick, you beautiful bastard! I['ve never been so honored to be told to fuck myself. I really appreciate the gesture, but did really just read off 1,700 names? Jesus christ, you need a figure out a better way to do this. It looks exhausting. anyway, Stay classy Dick, and GFY!

Anonymous

I think it would be funny to have a roll credits and all the patreonis were credited as executive producers at the end of your podcasts from now on.

Anonymous

Hey fuck you too, buddy

Anonymous

49 minutes in, Dick told me to GFY with such acid and effort that he ran out of steam. Love it!

Anonymous

You skipped my name on your list! :( Fucked the wrong kinda way!

Anonymous

You mispronounced my name. GFY, Dick.

Anonymous

Or maybe I'm back at M lol...

Anonymous

who wants to transcribe this?

Anonymous

WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE?

thedickshow
>>2875370

This is how it shows up on the list, I shit you not. Felipe Höttgen Espinosa.

thedickshow
>>2876393

I said Chris?? What the hell. I recognize your name just by the shape. I guess now I'm feeling the Bern.

Anonymous

I listened to this entire thing at work. Go fuck yourself, Dick.

Anonymous

I don't think I've had somebody fuck up how to say my name as badly as you did Dick. Jesus Christ.

Anonymous

Im watching this at work, just waiting to get fucked myself.

Anonymous

I love the idea that some people were worried about being listed on your site - I've ripped this and am uploading it for my Patrons just to show how great Patreon is - keep it up Dick - GFY

Anonymous

Thanks Dick! I will go fuck myself, it's been a while.

Anonymous

Am I Joshk Back?

Anonymous

Go fuck yourself too :D

Anonymous

Dick, go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

I stopped what i was doing and roped one out. good idea, dick. I feel a lot better.

Anonymous

Holy shit, Dick. Good fucking LORD.

Anonymous

36:29 I will come back to this every time I want to G to the F to the Myself

Anonymous

Not sure I can actually compare to the likes of Lettuce Jones.

Anonymous

Go fuck yourself Dick!

Anonymous

Thanks for saying my last name right. I don't know why so many people think it's pronounced "Clemens."

Anonymous

you forgot me :(

Anonymous

Thanks for the new text message tone, Dick! GFY! 23:32

Anonymous

When can I buy that bomb-ass shirt?

Anonymous

Thanks brother, and a hearty GFY to you as well

Anonymous

Thank you Dick! GFY!

Anonymous

I found it!

Anonymous

"There can be only one" - love it. Thanks Dick! Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Right before the 20 min mark. Limped Dick. It's pronounced José but as spelled by my Russian friends. GFY.

Anonymous

He told me to go fuck myself in a spiffy way. Life complete.

Anonymous

47:10 thanks man!

Anonymous

I know what I'm listening to before bed every night now.

Anonymous

Strum. Everyone in the world gets it wrong. Lol, good attempt. The Alexander was very clear, so that's good though. It's pronounced sterm. Crazy ass German names.

Anonymous

41:03 Fresh back from rolling to the Go Fuck Yourself store. Fucked myself good.

Anonymous

It's pronounced "Vill-helm" and Sinklar is pronounced just the same as Sinclair

Anonymous

Biggie Talls got 2 GFY. I demand a repeat.

Anonymous

Eyyy now I can go fuck myself, Onya Dick!

Anonymous

35:30, I even got a 2nd GFY for free. Dick, I'm proud of you too. Was expecting a "Juan Nugent".

Anonymous

No idea where my name is. This has turned into a little game now. Hope I find myself

Anonymous

I just screamed with joy.

Bootyman

So chuffed right now

Christopher Heeley

You should wear your hair down more often, it's beautiful.

Anonymous

Thanks Dick, and of course, go fuck yourself.

Scott Kelly

An hour of GFY's. Impressive

Anonymous

I got two Go Fuck Yourself's!

Anonymous

Have to find a way to turn this into a ringtone.

Anonymous

Not only did you pronounce my name better than Maddox did on Biggest Problem, you also didn't take my words out of context. Go fuck yourself, buddy.

Anonymous

Dick-senpai noticed me! *giggles*

Anonymous

You actually managed to pronounce my name right the first time. Congratulations, and go fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Changed my name in case of another GFY video in the future.

Anonymous

Dick pronouncing my name was definately one of the most erotic experiencies of my life. It's just spanish, and Andrés has an accent mark on the E. I FUCKING LOVED THE ATTENTION THOUGH GFY

Anonymous

I don't know which Alex is me

Anonymous

I audibly said "no fuck you" when i had customers in line after i heard my name. Good thing I work third

Anonymous

Holy shit I feel so special &lt;3

Anonymous

GFY buddy! That's some good lookin' hair you got there! \m/

Anonymous

I humbly accept your offering of a verbal dildo for which to intercourse myself with.

Anonymous

I took your advice at 32:31 and fucked myself with all these Z's. It went well. Thanks Dick. GFY2

Anonymous

Dick go fuck yourself

Anonymous

This is gold!

Chris

Yes, go yourself fuck!

Anonymous

I waited 59+ minutes to hear my name, and it was worth it. Dick, thank you. A hearty Go Fuck Yourself, sir! Keep making this amazing content so that I can give you more money.

Anonymous

I felt special when Dick spent extra time on my name

Anonymous

AT ~ 26 min, its kooch at it was funny to see him think it through and try to correct it in the event my last name wasn't slang for anything

Anonymous

fuck you too buddy!

Anonymous

fuck fuck

Anonymous

You should have used "get raped" instead of "go fuck yourself." That way you can claim you really do have a rape list.

Anonymous

Thanks Dick!

Anonymous

Epic, truly epic.

Anonymous

You pronounced my name right this time woo! I will absolutely go fuck myself now, and I'll be thinking of you, Dick.

Anonymous

It's been an honor GFY

Anonymous

Girls in college love Monet? Damn, I should've gone to college. Also I'll try to do my best interpretation of fucking myself in the particular way you described.

Mephisto Firelord

lucky me i only had 16 minutes to wait for it

Anonymous

Dick, you nailed my name on the first try. That's the first time anyone has ever done that! A sassy go fuck yourself to you too bud

Anonymous

Lol fuck yeah im a degenerate.

Kyle Belmont

A go fuck myself at 7:24! Woo! I'm glad you picked up on Matt Barr's name, I'll never forget the fight that never was.

Anonymous

This is the best thing ever.

Anonymous

Serious respect to the commitment on this. Nice job.

Anonymous

I am so pleased to have my name pronounced correctly. Thanks Dick!

Anonymous

Not the worst pronunciation of my name I've ever heard :)

Anonymous

59 minutes. 59 minutes and 10 seconds I had to wait for my GFY. Totally worth it.

Anonymous

49:27! Awesome!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Yes! You got my name right at 47:54! Much dicklove from me for doing this stupid video. &lt;3

Anonymous

Hell yeah I'm at 4:00!

Anonymous

59:07 It's pronounced MrJewey, Dick, you think I'm some sort of Goo Monster? GFY