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Bonus Episode 4 - Porn Savers, The Singularity, Cuck Advice (Patreon)

Published:
2016-10-24 17:25:29
Edited:
2016-10-24 19:51:48
Imported:
2022-01

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At long last, I bring in the biggest solution in the universe. A trillion dollar idea that will be more important than the television, assembly line production, and fire rolled into one. It's a device. A device will change your life. This is the Oculus Rift killer. It will be the foundation of a new economy, not one based on money or labor, but on pornography. Of course I am talking about Porn Savers. 

On behalf of all of The Dick Show Patreonis, I am giving this invention away to the citizens of Earth just like either Louis Pasteur or Jonas Salk. I can't remember which one. Enjoy.

Update: Video for this episode will be uploaded tomorrow.

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Anonymous

I worked hard on those porn site names.

Anonymous

So great to hear Asterios again!

Lettuce Jones

Asterios is divorced, separated from Madcuck, acting like a badass in general it seems. Fuck yeah!

Anonymous
>>2849632

Hanging out and spit-balling all those fake porn site makes was so much fun! More people should tune in to the live streams when MaximumPanic makes the thumb nails.

Anonymous

No video for this episode?

Anonymous
>>2849681

as much as I hate somethingawful's politics they do make pretty good content and it is fairly well reflected in asterios

Anonymous

Fantastic Episode. Super glad to have Asterios back on the show. When are you going to put the PornSaver™ on Dickstarter.com? I'd pledge a couple dollar towards that. My systems for porn separation are far too complicated.

Anonymous

Asterios's impression at about 14:00 is fucking great.

Anonymous

Betterfap.com might be what you're looking for Dick.

Anonymous

So what would you have to make on Patreon to have Asterios as a regular co-host

Anonymous

so goddamn funny.

Anonymous

The pornsaver needs a fingerprint reader. You can have e.g. your real porn unlocked via swiping your index finger, and your wife approved porn via your thumb.

Lettuce Jones
>>2851473

I was about to ask the same thing. Asterios is the perfect counter to Dick, but now he's broken bad and is more interesting.

Lettuce Jones

Was the libertarian episode the real beginning of the end? I remember I literally stopped listening to TBPINU after that episode because how stupid Maddox's argument was (and I hate Libertarians). The fans gave him soooo much shit, every comment was calling Maddox an idiot I almost felt sorry for him. I did end up coming back a couple months later and I caught up on the last episode right after the show ended. Totally worth it, this whole story and the hot goss has become as entertaining as the podcasts themselves.

Anonymous

We got porn savers finally. I have one. Firestick and put fucking Kodi on it. Fuckin done. Porn all day.

Anonymous

Maddox has a literacy problem? Damn. I didn't know that. I just thought he had a little speech impediment thing going on. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Great moments came out of that, like "I'm an in-too-llectual."

Anonymous
>>2852442

maybe maddox had given up on taking his math test because the word problems were throwing him for a loop. kinda feel bad for him

Anonymous

Talking about strip bars at the start, I was once in a strip bar in college one night and it was a girls first night, and while on stage her father walked in. He was a regular. She had no idea and he of course had no idea she was dancing there. it was amazing !

Anonymous
>>2852054

that episode made me skip biggest problem for a few weeks as well. I did not want to hear maddox talk about politics. and give his idiotic opinions

Anonymous

Where is Choowan? I needs mah vidya!

Anonymous

I was going a little Dick crazy for abit first the underground fell apart then the Main facebook group became shit.

Anonymous

I apparently can't rewind in any fashion using the Patreon app on iOS. Is there anything this app doesn't suck at doing?

Anonymous
>>2853524

Did he freak out like Arnold in the opening scene of Kindergarten Cop?

Adam Osborne

Asterios- good job. Consistently funny throughout the episode. A good counter-balance to Dick. Would like to see more. Pressing F.

Anonymous

Speaking of taking over the show, Asterios was my favorite comedian on TBPITU; that's including Maddox and Dick. I'm so glad he's back. Too bad he can't be on both podcasts right now. I'll just have to hope this hippie dippie time shit rings true... :)