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iOS 10, car seat adjustments, Persian racing rim upgrades, accidental heroes, my personal and professional reputation, why the Biggest Problem in the Universe ended, The Job Lynch Mob, Trump and I release our taxes, my faith in the UCB comedy scene is destroyed, Chump Syndrome, free speech; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Episode 18 iOS 10, The Job Lynch Mob, Chump Syndrome

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Anonymous

Prophetic, too bad it was the other way around, pissy crybaby Maddox, I'm so happy his life is in shambles and he's at least a hundred thousand in debt. He got what he deserved with LanDUI and has no earning potential left to dig himself out of this hole. Good riddance.

Anonymous

Did this reply sneak in from an alternative reality or was it posted before the election? Unstumpable

Anonymous

Great episode.

Anonymous

Pretty fucking disgusting shit from Maddox.

Valovii

I've seen people kill themselves just for the ACCUSATION of racism when they never said a thing. Dick, please sue maddox if you have enough physical evidence to disprove his slander. It's the right thing to do. This is not just rubbish, but disturbing. This could happen to anyone. We need more people punished for these coordinated financial/emotional attacks. Otherwise it's only going to get worse.

Wifeguy

I didn't think I could lose any more respect for Maddox. I was wrong.

Anonymous

THE DICK SHOW THE ONLY SHOW THAT PAYS SEAN MORE MONEY THAN ANY OTHER PODCAST HE'S ON! Great episode!

Anonymous

So early, it's practically morning wood!

Anonymous

Holy shit this was an early post. Thanks dude, it makes my MOnday that much better.

Anonymous

This 2 hour podcast needs to become the norm, It's just not enough dick to keep me through the week.

Anonymous

so sorry you're going through this Dick... sue him

Anonymous

Sue him, make an example of that implying pussy. I'd be fucked if I didn't have rental properties because of pricks like that. Peaty scotch and soviet stronk cigars are inbound to help you repel chump syndrome losers.

Anonymous

Hey dick, buddy, great fuckin show. Get raped.

Anonymous

Maddox knows, and he knows that your fans and his fans will see though the bullshit. That's not his audience for this - this was made specifically for people who don't understand it - your friends, family, colleagues, contacts etc 100% slander

Anonymous

Standing fucking ovation.

Anonymous

Props to you, Dick, for keeping it real. Don't sell out to SJW's &amp; keep doing what you're doing!

Anonymous

I am increasing my support to $20 to show the love.

Anonymous

And that is like $100 Canadian Pesos!

Anonymous

You do NOT harass family. Wtf.

Anonymous

I wish there was an Emmy's for podcasts, because this one would win.

Anonymous

I support you Dick. Madcucks is an out of control malicious prick.

Anonymous

Self-Defense classes are dangerous if you don't regularly take classes, martial arts are all about repetition. I say they are dangerous because they can lead someone to having a false sense of security.

Anonymous

Well the problem with those is that people want to learn to fight without fighting. It's all this choreographed garbage that has no application for the most part. If the martial art doesn't have full contact sparring/rolling its a waste of time.

Anonymous

Maddox used to say "You guys don't even know what happened. So you might want to withhold your judgement of me". Well, now Maddox has told us what happened, and its pretty much exactly what everyone thought happened. Maddox is a butthurt little bitch and ended an amazing podcast because dick hurt his feelings, and then subsequently tried to assassinate Dicks character. Maddox is a turbo-fag.

Anonymous

Missed opportunity to start off with "All hands on Dick!"

Anonymous

Im 100% on your side on this now. I lost a bit of respect for you based on his video back then but I knew something was up with how cherry picked it was. I won't blame him on the mobs because he didn't ask for it, but I will say that at this point I am only listening to his podcast on an entertainment level. I won't support his sponsors or give him money directly anymore. Dick if your patreon starts to lose money for any reason I'll be upping my pledge even more. These twitter mobs are ridiculous. Fuck them.

Anonymous

I'm ashamed to have supported Maddox by buying one of his books ("Alphabet Of Manliness", which kind of sucks btw). Regardless what happend between you two, it does not justify slander. Imho he owes you for making "The Biggest Problem In The Universe" such a success. On the bright side: he just got you one more supporter. I hope everything will work out for you in the end. P.S: Slanderman is real. Get it?

Anonymous

Never thought I would ever donate to anything in my life, until this bullshit came out. Maddox is doing is the biggest passive-aggressive cucking bullshit I have ever heard. I was a fan of him my whole life even back when I was in Jr. High on his original site. Unsubscribing to the best debate now. He has lost all credibility in my book. Keep up the good work Dick. Write a new books maybe with all the extra patreoini $$$ you're raking in. Or give Chaughn another raise because who knows if he'll even be back to TBDITU after this last episode. ( I wasn't if I was him.)

Dr jebus

I've made a frown like Dick is wearing at the end of the show. It's my 'someone has wronged me' face.

Anonymous

maddox is a disgusting piece of shit

Anonymous

Man... no spoilers, but the punchline at the very end (if you can call it that)... fucking classic. It truly is the biggest problem in the universe, and I had to see it to believe it. People truly do horrifying shit over that.

Anonymous

Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh

Lettuce Jones

Jesus I just took in so much information. This episode felt like a session of counseling after it was over. The lynch mob is here Dick! These are the kinds of people we've all raged about our whole lives, including Maddox. The "becoming what you once fought against" shit with Maddox has reached Darth-Vader levels.

Anonymous

Like many others, I began listening to TBP as a fan of Maddox, but I started to realize well before episode 77 that Maddox was full of shit and that Dick and Szechuan made it the great show that it was. Does anyone wish TBP was still running? I don't. In canceling the show, a better show was born from the ashes like a phoenix and had the added benefit of removing Maddox from relevancy. The proof is in the Patreon (Dick: $11,431 with 1,438 Patreonis; Cuck: $330 with 69).

Anonymous

First time contributor in any form. The latest reveal was enough to get me to throw money in for Dick (and try to make up for past dues after many years of free entertainment) and unsub from Maddox in all formats. Thanks Dick, and good luck.

Anonymous

MadCucks has dropped since he released the assassination attempt video

Anonymous

Shame it had to come to sharing everything that happened instead of just poking Maddox with hot goss, but Maddox completely unraveled and this was the only option left. Proud to be a patreon and proud of all the other morlocks who chipped in when they heard what was happening. Dick no doubt you'll rise from this shitty situation like a glorious, tiny-faced phoenix, shining with your fiery plumage of rage.

Anonymous

This proves Mad-ducks' quacking douchebaggery. What he's done is called defamation. Little insecure shit. Dick, you are the man. My mom has read your book and laughed her ass off, she's 70. Some people understand and appreciate good satire. This show has surpassed the old show, in my opinion, anyway. You should be proud.

Anonymous

You do an amazing job, Dick. You've got miles to go before you are comparable to Jonathan Swift (big fan of Coach, and nice analogy of A Modest Proposal), but you are definitely on your way. Thanks for everything you do. I can only imagine how fast everything has been happening, and its difficult to keep up. MABTW has been my favourite modern day satire since Lamb. I know you'll do great with your next book, and I look forward to it. Coach, S77easUn, Dick...go fuck yourselves.

Anonymous

got yourself a new donor dick, go fuck yourself

Anonymous

I've just up my patreons skrilla level to 20. Mostly because I is Liberian and know how free market ecologies work.

Anonymous

As Joe Rogan says, those virtue-signalling harpies are just looking for a green light to ruin someone and feel good about it. Count me in as a new patron.

Anonymous

Sounds like your UCB 'friends' were looking for a reason to get you out.

Anonymous

Same here. I'm halfway through the episode and had to pause and go contribute out of anger.

Anonymous

Keep doing you dick. As with everyone turns to the SJW tactics, they will enjoy a slow decline into obscurity. It is the sad truth about identity politics, it may seem like a great way to garner support, but eventually the mob will always turn. They must continue to fuel hunger for rage and once King Cuck can no longer sling shit outward, they will feed on his own hypocritical bullshit. Here's $5 to continue fighting the good fight for us plebs.

Bootyman

UCB are just mean gawsh

Anonymous

Bonus episode?

Anonymous

I knew there was a reason I didn't like the new PPGs! Well, besides it being a terrible unfunny show. Still!

Anonymous

After watching this and the live stream, I just realized what a great job Thcsean has been doing to the shows he's in. Awesome!

Sleepnir

I love that, thanks to Maddox's shitty implication video, Dick's Patreon has increased almost 50% in a week (from ~$8k to $11.7k as of now), and is now poised to bring him in close to 10 times as much as Biggest Problem ever made per month from ads. Dick not only proved Maddox a chump with his women, but with his financial decisions too. Complete domination.

Anonymous

Chump syndrome is the cause of a lot of problems in this world... Heavy shit man.

Anonymous

But Maddox was a programmer at a telemarketing firm.

Anonymous

And here I was accusing dick of being caught with Maddox's mum when it was the ex the whole time, Yeeeaaaaaheeeaaheahea.

Anonymous

Became a Patreon today to not only support a brother but to stick it to those SJW's and the person tooling them. Suck shit bitches.

Anonymous

Maddicks is a simple minded guy that has an effective smear tactic. He knows these SJW's will jump on any topic. Just know it doesn't work on us. your fans.

Anonymous

Much sadness in this episode. Dick, I'm sorry a former colleague went ahead and tried to screw you over. Let's get the rage back on next week

VSDC.TV

Gotta say im happy Dick released the real reason the podcast ended. I officially dont understand the man purse network now.

Anonymous

Yeah, it seems Maddox champions recognizing the "other side of the debate" right up until it relates to him personally.

Mr. Killeverything

I agree, that there is much sadness in this episode. And looking at Dick's face at the end of the video said a lot. I'm sorry Dick. You have my support as well as my dollars.

Anonymous

Get Maddox's ex to be a news girl for one episode.

Anonymous

Finally just caught up and listened to this. I'm doubling my monthly contribution (to a mere $10 I wish I could afford more). Don't let them keep you down Dick!

Anonymous

I increased my monthly contribution, too. He deserves it.

Anonymous

Where The Fuck is the video Dickk ???

Anonymous

i've been looking for the old videos and 1-20 don't seem to work, 21 and on does though