Episode 17 - Dick on Clegg (Patreon)

I accidentally share something, Joe Starr talks about winning an Emmy, I get a list of demands Black Lives Matters, Piss Whistlers, we play a round of Drunk, Sober, High with Jordan, David Clegg calls in to call everyone a liar, waut3rboi, my favorite quote, Maddox’s girlfriend doxxes Asterios; all this and more and this episode of The Dick Show!

There is Hot Goss on this episode, but it’s not the Hot Goss you’re looking for. Maddox’s Huffington Post-style hit piece on me was released after we recorded this episode. I’ll be reviewing the video next week in the regular episode and giving my thoughts on it. For anyone following the drama, after the video failed to resonate with fans of The Biggest Problem–who saw through the bullshit, Maddox released the video on his personal Facebook profile, the one where we have hundreds of friends in common. Of course he did! He wasn’t getting the reaction he was looking for. Well he got it that way! A bunch of unfunny chicks got their panties in a twist around the sticks up their asses because they don’t understand satire and formed a Job Lynch Mob for yours truly.

For the record, I’m proud of everything I’ve ever written. If you are offended by it, you are the target of the satire. That’s okay. However, if you want to silence it by punishing me, you are the kind of fascist bully who makes the world a shitty place, and you’ll never understand why. Satire is a secret shared by those of us who are intelligent, open-minded, and savvy about the world. We know the difference between words and actions, thought and crime. We know that art is a hammer not a mirror and can be used to make a statement. It’s not always supposed to sell ads and books and be delivered processed and easy to swallow in a big trough so pigs can choke it down. Those of us who appreciate satire build the world and you live in it. We’re better than you. Go fuck yourselves.

As I predicted many months ago, The Job Lynch Mob that came for me worked! I’ll go into it next week. Thank you Patreonis for your continued and INCREASED support. #Morlocks

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