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If you replace the blade of an axe, and then the handle of the axe, is it still the same axe? That's how I feel about our fucking recording equipment. The audio interface takes a dive last week, and this week, the computer follows suit. What will fail next week? Is there a Death Pool in effect?

The video is slowly getting there. If you want to see what 2 hours without air conditioning does to Sexy Sean, take a look above, or listen below.

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This week, Sean rakes in the compliments because of his stupid handsome face, I talk America’s newest past-time, America’s oldest past-time, how to win at Pokeman Go, Robbin (female) Higgins stops by to tell us what makes her a rage, Robin (male) sends in an Erotic Stories From Real Men, Dustin Siniawa’s plans are foiled, and I have interview the first Rage Lottery winner, “The Swedish Masseuse” Christoffer Hallin, all this week on The Dick Show!

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Episode 8 – Dick on Sean

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Anonymous

I started pledging just to see sean's face. That motherfucker is worth it.

thedickshow

I was even more pissed when the first "male model" image search result looked exactly like that deletey son of a bitch.

Anonymous

@Dick - My name is pronounced "La-Nuh" - Like Lana Lang, or Lana Kane - Just less hot. As for the 'finding the right kind of crazy for your own crazy', reminds me of the saying; "I just want someone whose demons play well with my own", because at the end of the day, we're all fucking nuts.

Anonymous

I love how T'shaon stays totally cool and sweatless over there in the corner while Dick is just doused in fluid. I didn't know such a small face could exude so much sweat.

Anonymous

Sean's a Trump supporter?

David Friesner

Hey Dick I think what you were talking about with "the death of love" being an extra 7 deadly sin is actually sloth. Originally there were 8 deadly sins and sloth was split into two which were called acedia and tristitia. Acedia is closer to what you're talking about, but tristitia has such a similar definition they were combined. If I remember correctly these weren't in the bible, though. They were written about by a monk or priest or something after the fact.

Anonymous

Don't tell Dick, but Sean is good looking.

Anonymous

27:48 Pre-ding

Anonymous

Can we have a contest to get a date with Tscehyn?

Anonymous

Always happy to hear Robbin Higgins! And thanks for uploading these videos for a maximum dosage of handsomeness.

Anonymous

Around 50:00 mark: So apparently you guys like Aspies.

Anonymous

Major hands-in-the-air rant on Pokemans at 55:00.

Anonymous

the screenshot of robin is not flattering

Anonymous

Sean looks so fed up the whole time lol

Anonymous

Is Xeaun the babe reading the news? I mean I'm okay with it, just would expect him to show a bit more cleavage during that section ;)

Anonymous

I don't know why but the video won't load for me.

Anonymous

Video isn't loading

Anonymous

Messaging you on Facebook with error

thedickshow

Does it work on this page <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-8-dick-6153667">https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-8-dick-6153667</a>

thedickshow

Does it work on this URL <a href="https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-8-dick-6153667">https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-8-dick-6153667</a>

Anonymous

Loving that Trump sticker

Anonymous

Is that Shoeyawns laptop or yours, Dick? Maybe he's a Trump supporter :O

Anonymous

Is it me, or could Robbin pass a Shelley Duvall's sister?

Anonymous

What happened in the cut from the end of the erotic story for real men and Dustin coming on? After a story that fantastic I was expecting a couple of closing quips. Also, being bored in a conversation is bullshit. If you're talking with someone who's boring you either drag out what secret they have that makes them interesting or do whatever it takes to make the situation fun -- like Dick throwing oranges onto beer pong tables

Hazencruz

the way robin touches her face

Anonymous

Christ Sjawn is a handsome fellow!

Anonymous

Dick, is that bit about an axe in the post a reference to John Dies At The End? Great fucking movie