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Episode 290 - Dick on Shooting Your Eye Out (Patreon)

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2021-12-28 15:51:56
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2021-12

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I get shot in the eye, Mr. Girl calls in about starting a cult and stopping his girlfriend's HRT, Tariq Nasheed's homosexual Buck Breaking NFTs, Sean throws a snowball at a man's face, and advice on quitting your job; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 290 - Dick on Shooting Your Eye Out

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Benjamin Swearingen

I’ve played a lot of D&amp;D and was raised by parents who picked it up in 1st edition and met over playing it. I hate it. It is boring and I can’t stand sitting there for 6 hours to hear everyone’s hilarious jokes or 4 hours looking up spells that nobody learned how to use. Or the alternate, 3 hours arguing over what the definition of “is” is in the rule book or trying to balance the one completely overpowered character with everyone else

The Gentleman Sausage

I have a problem myself with wokies giving me grief over my interests. I hunt the poors for sport on my private island after arming them only with pointed sticks and these SJWs keep accusing me of so-called "human rights violations"

Chris Yuri
>>74535303

I absolutely agree with caller, I GM Dark Heresy group every saturday, we made up our own rules and we always play drunk and smoke weed, it's a blast, I've created over 300 cards for Tabletop simulator with adobe design which simplify the entire rule system to simple action cards, items cards etc while still keeping the immense depth with character progression/skills. Yeah it is very gay but gay also means fun. Play drunk with friends and if a rule is lame, then simplify it or scrap it. What's fun with tabletop is that anything goes, you are only limited by your own imagination, and this ties in with the next caller, being just guys having fun clowning around, like drag queen show D&amp;D is also just stupid make believe. If a serious lamer comes in and want to discuss rules or start getting offended by the jokes then it ruins everything and fuck those people.

wayland
>>74535303

I haven't played D&amp;D versions other than 5e, but I think there are way better systems out there. CofD addresses most of the issues I have with 5e. PbtA games are great if you want something light on rules. Godbound is good if you're having a hard time convincing your friends to try something that isn't D&amp;D because rolling mechanics are fairly similar.

Anonymous

I always forget what the show email is, but I have a (hopefully) interesting story regarding the teacher forcing students to re-enact the Holocaust. What is it, again, Dick?

Jackzim

Enough of this foolishness, I’ve decided no lives matter!

Chris Yuri
>>74535303

My point is the rulebook is just a guideline, I don't understand players who obsess over it. Problem with a rulebook that's light is that it will often lack depth, which is why I use Dark Heresy which is extremely heavy when it comes to rules, but spent a month tweaking it and simplify it without losing the depth. It's not like modding a game where you're limited by engine, nothing stops you from changing a good system to be better.

Andy Johnson

Hardest I've laughed at a show thumbnail in a while. Oh the episode was pretty good too.

Dr jebus (edited)

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2022-01-01 00:53:30 How to D&amp;D: STOP looking up rules STOP looking up damage STOP looking up math STOP looking up rules You and the DM take turns telling a fun story with your friends.
2021-12-31 23:42:13 How to D&D: STOP looking up rules STOP looking up damage STOP looking up math STOP looking up rules You and the DM take turns telling a fun story with your friends.

How to D&D: STOP looking up rules STOP looking up damage STOP looking up math STOP looking up rules You and the DM take turns telling a fun story with your friends.

Everyone Who Ever Told Me I Had Too Small of a Thighs (edited)

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2022-01-10 19:21:46 I have played D&amp;D twice. Sadly, the kind of people who want to DM are not the people you want to play with. My last character was The Wizard Covfefe, all of whose skill points went into charisma, and not magic. I could get nothing done, and I contributed in no way to the quest my buddy had painstakingly written up for us, but I consistently got great deals on portable holes from all of the merchant NPCs. I even persuaded some of the quest givers to just give us the damn key without going on the stupid, protracted dungeons my buddy had planned for us. Everyone was appreciative for the way Covfefe sped things along. I am not friends with the guy who DM'ed the session. It deserves note that the same guy led a campaign where I insisted on playing as a pirate golem made of peppermint candy. Instead of being involved in the main storyline, I forced him to split the turn into "scenes that happen in the dungeons" and "episodes of obscene drunkenness in the local tavern" between my character, another buddy's washed-up boxer (Carl Weathers), and the berserker Macho "Randy Man" Savage. Everyone spent hours killing monsters on a side quest to obtain an item from the innkeeper. When they finally defeated the horrible beast that had killed the innkeeper's beloved and began the road home, we decided to mercilessly beat the shit out of the innkeeper and take the item anyway. I only ever get lucky rolls when I am ruining the game.
2022-01-10 16:46:27 I have played D&D twice. Sadly, the kind of people who want to DM are not the people you want to play with. My last character was The Wizard Covfefe, all of whose skill points went into charisma, and not magic. I could get nothing done, and I contributed in no way to the quest my buddy had painstakingly written up for us, but I consistently got great deals on portable holes from all of the merchant NPCs. I even persuaded some of the quest givers to just give us the damn key without going on the stupid, protracted dungeons my buddy had planned for us. Everyone was appreciative for the way Covfefe sped things along. I am not friends with the guy who DM'ed the session. It deserves note that the same guy led a campaign where I insisted on playing as a pirate golem made of peppermint candy. Instead of being involved in the main storyline, I forced him to split the turn into "scenes that happen in the dungeons" and "episodes of obscene drunkenness in the local tavern" between my character, another buddy's washed-up boxer (Carl Weathers), and the berserker Macho "Randy Man" Savage. Everyone spent hours killing monsters on a side quest to obtain an item from the innkeeper. When they finally defeated the horrible beast that had killed the innkeeper's beloved and began the road home, we decided to mercilessly beat the shit out of the innkeeper and take the item anyway. I only ever get lucky rolls when I am ruining the game.

I have played D&D twice. Sadly, the kind of people who want to DM are not the people you want to play with. My last character was The Wizard Covfefe, all of whose skill points went into charisma, and not magic. I could get nothing done, and I contributed in no way to the quest my buddy had painstakingly written up for us, but I consistently got great deals on portable holes from all of the merchant NPCs. I even persuaded some of the quest givers to just give us the damn key without going on the stupid, protracted dungeons my buddy had planned for us. Everyone was appreciative for the way Covfefe sped things along. I am not friends with the guy who DM'ed the session. It deserves note that the same guy led a campaign where I insisted on playing as a pirate golem made of peppermint candy. Instead of being involved in the main storyline, I forced him to split the turn into "scenes that happen in the dungeons" and "episodes of obscene drunkenness in the local tavern" between my character, another buddy's washed-up boxer (Carl Weathers), and the berserker Macho "Randy Man" Savage. Everyone spent hours killing monsters on a side quest to obtain an item from the innkeeper. When they finally defeated the horrible beast that had killed the innkeeper's beloved and began the road home, we decided to mercilessly beat the shit out of the innkeeper and take the item anyway. I only ever get lucky rolls when I am ruining the game.