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Celebrate American independence with a Dick Tale to end them all: my time on Dr. Phil.

Not to be considered a cocktease, I finally spill the beans on a story I've been blue-balling everyone with for years. Welcome to the Dr. Phil house. It's part Pee Wee's Playhouse, part a shameless exploitation of the mentally deranged by a fat megalomaniac. I go into some detail about the show, the production, and the goofy shit I noticed behind the scenes.

I believe I was single-handedly responsible for causing irreparable damage to Phil's brand, exposing him to millions of people as an idiot and a whore. What the show did for me was irrelevant.

What it did do for me, however, was catapult an unknown book with poor sales projections into the 288th bestseller's spot world-wide! But that wasn't Phil's doing and it's a story for another day.

My Life Coach also stops by and we discuss the American Dream with special Guests Denzel Walkes and Chief of the Dick Heads Dustin Siniawa.

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The Dick Show Bonus Episode 1 - Dr. Phil, The American Dream

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Anonymous

last comment :^)

Anonymous

finally subscribed after 4 years of listening, go fuck yourself

Toilet™

Here I am dick, just got done getting into you and spending a while listening to the the whole show in order and I need these fucking bonuses. My only regret? not doing it when I first started so I could have watched them in order when I watched the others.....just went from years ago to now and here we go again. Go fuck myself. EDIT: AHHH IT WAS BEFORE YOU KNEW HOW TO YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH PROPERLY, gotta say that yeah has evolved BEAUTIFULLY. Went from a "yeah here we go" to a yeah that makes me rock fucking hard.

Anonymous

The fuck is this, "Sorry. Because of it's privacy settings, this video cannot be played here" shit?

Anonymous

I had to scroll really far to find this, but it was worth it

Anonymous

Change the filter to "Oldest to Newest" - I was page downing for 10 minutes before I saw the filter LOL

Anonymous

This is a beautiful surprise!! USA, USA USA!!

Anonymous

When do we submit rage lottery? I just happen to have one that really makes me a rage

Anonymous

$5 well spent.

Anonymous

A bonus episodes on Jesus' birthday? Wow

Anonymous

Good Stuff as always!

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Bonus Dick??? You sure know how to make a girl's day!

Anonymous

Bonus Episodes: Make Work Palatable Again!

Anonymous

This is the most fun I've ever had with an mp3 file#!

Anonymous

best bonus episode in the universe

Anonymous

I can't believe that between 600 people and Reddit... noone can find this show! haha

Anonymous

It truly is the American Dream: You busted your balls for a week of hell which drove you to delirium and never gave in to the constant barrage against you. You stuck it out and and fought your way through and that's how you made a name for yourself. You truly are an American Dick.

Anonymous

"This account's links are generating too much traffic and have been temporarily disabled!" Vote up Dropbox!

Anonymous

Alright! My 5 Bucks finally pays off! And Holy shit, I knew reality T.V. was fucked, but I had know idea the lengths those shitlords go through to make you look like an asshole and get whatever watered-down feelgood bullshit message across. Thats guantanamo level horeshit. Great story.

Anonymous

Get the fuck out! Someone on the internet is doing right by their fans, and delivering content that is powerful and actually entertaining. Just to be clear, I am a firm believer that ya'll are pulling some Kaufman-esque joke on all of us. I'm still down for the ride though. Thanks Dick for the content, and being a grand performer. My girlfriend tells me all the time how much Dick she wants, so I keep fucking her. I'm starting to think she means she wants you though.

Kyle Belmont

Holy fucking shit! This has made my day a thousand times better!

Anonymous

I love getting liquor in my belly and Dick in my ear.

Anonymous

Are we not able to download the eps?

CaptainZM

Probably can't download them to keep it patron-locked.

Anonymous

Right click -&gt; Save As for the link at the bottom of the post

B

Only Patreon I've ever actually signed up for, and probably the only one on the site that's worth the money. You are the best!

Anonymous

Great bonus episode, Dick! You gave us everything we could've asked for in just the 1st bonus episode. Can't wait to hear more

Sleepnir

Haha shit, did the Dropbox link get overloaded in just a day?! Maybe Maddox was onto something when he brought Dropbox in all those months ago. If only he'd come up with a cogent argument for it.

VSDC.TV

The 4 of you are the best team ever!! I really enjoyed both bonus episodes

Anonymous

"There was something very fucky in the state of Denmark" - Dick Masterson 2016

Anonymous

Amazon link? Can't find it to DL to my iPhone's Dropbox.

Anonymous

This is a truly great podcast and story. I can't believe you left it to a bonus episode!

Anonymous

is it just me or did shhhexn fuck the audio?

Anonymous

This was amazing

DaveFromDowntheRoad

I think Shawane was listening to too much of The Pixies before mixing this video. loudQUIETloud

Anonymous

Any chance to add this and episode 2 to the podcast feed? It starts at episode 3.

Anonymous

Don't know if you'll see this, just subbed today, but when you talked about just getting out of the show and enjoying a sense of self determination in a store. That is Exactly like what it feels like after a deployment to the middle east man. Not sure if time tables have anything to do with it, i'm a fuckin grunt man not a scientist, but that's the feeling you get everytime i've ever landed back in US soil. Love the show holms

Bootyman

best episode