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It’s amazing what you can do in 24 hours with the support of thousands of people and ten-pound balls made of solid brass. Another big ups to all you Dick Heads! I’ll be posting the GFY page directly.

Last Monday was a 24-hour sprint to launch the comeback show of the century on time and under budget. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. And the tremendous feedback filled me with a sense of pride. I wanted to do nothing more than go on a 3-day drunk with 80’s girl and shitpost to Twitter, but that was not to be. Two hours after noon, my grandpa passed away. He was a great man. He killed Nazis, built railroads, and his last words to his preacher were, “Keep it short”.


I’m on my way back to LA where I have a cache of camera equipment waiting thanks to you people. This week, there WILL be a live Google Hangout stream for the big spenders, there WILL be a kick-ass guest interviewing for my co-host spot, and there WILL be plenty of hot goss, like what the fuck happened to the iTunes feed? 


I’ll drop the Google Hangouts Live Stream link as a Patreon post as soon as I know when and where we’re recording.


GFY

Comments

Anonymous

Rest in peace to your grandfather, Dick. Sorry for your loss. :( Looking forward to this week!

Anonymous

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS DICK. NOTE I DIDNT MEAN TO WRITE THIS IN ALL CAPS BUT I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER STUCK IN MY CAPS LOCK.

Anonymous

Bummer about your grandpa, Dick. My condolences to you and your family. Can't wait for the next show and livestream!

Anonymous

Condolences Dick, you're grandpa sounded like a great man. I appreciate what you're doing especially in the wake of a loss. GFY buddy.

Anonymous

My condolences... I am super excited for the videos though

Anonymous

Sorry about your grandfather, sounds like he was an ideal American grandpa. Looking forward to the new content. Oh and Dick, go fuck a beautiful woman, you've earned it.

Anonymous

A great man who will be missed. I'm sorry for your loss. You can at least be happy that he passed here, and not in Mexico. I'll drink to that.

Anonymous

Keep it short lol.. Sounds like your grandfather

Anonymous

Sounds like your grandfather was giving your pastor email advice.

Anonymous

I'd like to avoid platitudes, but not a lot to do in this situation other than say all the best to you and yours.

Anonymous

Now I feel like a total bitch for anxiously looking for updates about this week. Without him, none of us would have any Dick. And for that, your Dickheads are grateful. I hope you're writing and delivering his eulogy.

Anonymous

MY CONDOLENCES DICK. LOOKING FORWARD TO THE SHOW.