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Chris Chan breaks the Internet, the pronoun warriors over-swing, funding breast reductions, separate but equal job websites, PayPal joins forces with the ADL, #CancelRent, Karl calls in to argue about the Olympics, the case-counting runaway train, dog grooming licenses, and myth busting Lizzo's stage dive; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 269 - Dick on Motherfuckers

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Clyde Frog

Listen Dick, there's no way Chris Chan walks. All the cops will have to do is send in a female cop, and Chris will confess everything. He trusts women implicitly, which is clearly his greatest weakness. For fuck's sake, he's still talking to the girl who leaked the audio and texts about this incest shit! He'll be put into a female prison, and we'll get to hear about how terfy lesbians beat him up LOL. The verbage in the statute from 2014 has ben updated to removed the gendered language as well, btw.

punishur

i bet 10 dollars of early release for good behavior

Big D

I say he gets out on an insanity plea. There's years of video documentation of it.