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I wash my watch, the Federal Reserve buys America, "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" is funded and will return in two weeks, Mersh is on Alex Jones, Patty C Cups Lashes Out at me and Karl, what to say about your STD, more gay talk from straight men, blowing up the moon, and how to talk to girls at the gym; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 263 - Dick on the Return of Sean

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Anonymous

As someone who's struggling to buy a house to own and live in, we've made offers on 4 homes, and been rejected 4 times. We've toured 55 houses, and 50 of them have been purchased now. At least 2 of the homes we made offers on were bought with cash, and we were the top pick for one of them, until last second someone offered cash and got accepted. We don't even live in a massive city or anything. This is not a market for anyone who's lucky enough to be able to afford to buy a home, to buy a home. This is a market for those people to be snubbed out of purchasing their potential future homes last second. Houses are not homes anymore, they're stocks. Money generators.

Clyde Frog

Jesus. That's insane. What a fucking dystopian nightmare we are living in. I hope you can find a home soon.

Anonymous

15:00 this was called last yr as part of the great re set. they want you to own nothing. only rent. btw this is the point of identity politics, to keep you distracted with nothing burgers so you never look up. Americans are so distracted with racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, sexist and so on when in reality just like when I was a kid, no one gives a shit what ppl are or do. It's a minefield of noise and I don't think most Americans are ever going to get passed identity politics to see reality..

Anonymous

Mersh was chill but I'm still hoping Dick and Sean somehow collide with the Redbar universe. I wonder if they'd be enemies or not. Something tells me they'd get along...

SlowDancer45

Mr Patrick Michael over there is a little salty. Committing an entire episode to bitch about dick and Karl, but oh wait, he doesn't care about them. God he's definitely on the spectrum

The Gentleman Sausage

Internet dudes get laid literally once and they think they're the Buddha of pussy and need to share their enlightenment

Anonymous

I'm just a normal guy I'm not online a lot where do we submit questions for Dick?

Anonymous

You can just email him bro, all on the site. thedickshow.com dick.show - https://thedickshow.com/who/

Anonymous

Ty for making a wonderful show. Your detractors can't stop you. gfys!

Anonymous

Patty has the voice of an angel!