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Biggest Problem Reboot Episode 1 (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-25 13:22:38
Imported:
2021-05

Content

You heard the arguments, now make us hear you in the form of a vote. Wow!

Episode 260 

Comments

Anonymous

Every time Dick loses, Vito should force him to watch one minute of a Steven Universe episode, or something else he hates

Pig Feeler

Woke marketing almost got mine, but its getting funny to see idiots blindly supporting an obvious con.

Anonymous

I would pay a little extra on Patreon to have bonus episodes of Biggest Problem with Vito.

Anonymous

Pokemon card scalping is history repeating itself. We were direct victims of adults scalping Beanie Babies when we were kids. Now we hoard Pokemon cards.

Anonymous

Woke marketing is a fucking cancer. The most annoying part is how so many idiots buy into it like the corporations are their fucking friends.

Anonymous

We need downvotes!

Anonymous

Nerd/Manvertising is a cancer

Anonymous

Hoarding is a direct result of price fixing. Allowing the market to determine the price will encourage hoarders to sell their stores.

Anonymous
>>60547651

This isn't 100% true. Hoarders know that with a sufficiently large hoard, they're limiting the supply and driving up the apparent value of the product. All they have to do is wait until the value reaches something they're satisfied with. In theory, price fixing could stop this. So it's not an all-or-nothing situation.

Anonymous

I decided I'd vote on the basis of voting for the option where I could remember the argument for it. I could only remember the argument for the "Buy the Dip" one.

Anonymous

Burgers?

IndridCold0

this feels right again

The Gentleman Sausage

Pronoun Resistance is the biggest problem because people are choosing to lose. It costs literally nothing to just be they/them and then you win

Anonymous

"Buy the dip" "To the moon" "Diamond hands" "HODL"

Jimmy Smits

buy the dip is the up and coming issue. More and more people in the wild are talking about cypto and stocks.

Clyde Frog

Great show. Especially with Shejuan being gone. I'm proud of Vito too. He held back a lot of his soy this episode. He came off pretty based for once.

Anonymous
>>60545108

Seeing the flip of OWS types is wild. "Down with bankers! Rot in hell you bastar- oh shit, is that a rainbow flag? Nvm I love predatory lending as long as it's to gay couples too! Awesome, we should all get the new JP Morgan Chase PRIDE credit card to celebrate!"

Anonymous

Why can I vote for all 4 of them?

Anonymous

If you do not vote up Pokemon Card Scalping, not only are you a bad person, but you do not care about the youth of tomorrow. The same youth that will be in a position to cut our boomer benefits when we become old and decrepit.

Chris

Weird there wasn't something like "Biggest dick in the universe" intro music

Fx

"what do you expect me to do about it" rebuttal works for all of these except one.

SlowDancer45

Sorry dick, I've been to too many stores with no pokemon cards. I collect and trade, no selling at all and it's pathetic to see grown men fighting for overpriced cardboard

Anonymous

Please do this more...it works.... I'll send money

Skör
>>60570674

I cringe so hard every time I see these stupid fucking meme words. $5 doge coin investors acting like stock market savants is absolutely one of the biggest problem of the last few months.

Anonymous

I'm having a hard time with these. "Buy the dip" was overblown but it's another sign my Bitcoin is secure. Woke Marketing I love because it reminds woke people what tools they are and burns their stupid religion out faster. Pronoun Resistance I understand because it's a distraction from better #resistance, but it's only about what strategy to prove how retarded it all is. Pokemon Card Scalping is funny and the company can shut it down anytime by more printing. In the end I had to go pronoun resistance because it is a waste of energy.

Anonymous

I didn't realize that pokemon scalpers were a real thing. Thought you were going to talk about NFTs which are digital pokemon cards.

feisty penguin

Biggest Problem as a TDS segment, I love it!

Anonymous
>>60620066

The printers are all backed up which is why its hard to address the shortage

Anonymous

Vito is like a thinner Maddox

Anonymous

Make this a regular segment and make a new voting system on dick.show Patreon works for this ep but we cant vote down etc

Anonymous

Maddox lost

Kai Tähtönen

Not enough piss and vinegar :(

DaveFromDowntheRoad

Jeez, Vito is way better at this than Dick is. Its almost as if Dick forgot his problems are supposed to be funny.

Steve Cook

25k Patreon goal. Weekly, hour long BPitU with Vito. Pay that bastard. Bring in old problems with a new perspective. I want to up my donation, give me a reason! Only caveat, Vito needs to become way more confrontational and pedantic.

Drsatan

Vito's voice makes me want to tear my ears off and throw them in a wood chipper. He definitely is a great replacement Maddox.

Steve Cook

Dude. I'm fucking poor. Thankfully, I live in a compact, semi-urban area that's fairly bicycle friendly, which allows me to sacrifice a superfluous vehicle in exchange for silly little things like food and shelter. I'm not trying to be a public nuisance, I'm just trying to go to work and get by. Lay off the fucking bicycle hate, man.

Anonymous

Dick, if you want to end "pronoun resistance" than lead the way - state your pronouns at the top of the show, introduce your pronouns to those who call in, make Xian do the same. Otherwise your problem sounds like a disingenuous acid-thought you stumbled over in your quest to be the ultimate contrarian.

Anonymous

This was fucking fantastic. Vito is a natural. Please, use him to resurrect BPITU and grift us hard. Paying to be able to vote is a seriously great idea. No joke.

Anonymous

Great episode can't wait for next tuesday

Anonymous

Make this into a monthly bonus episode, you know you want to

David Williams

I would rather this the continuing watching banandox spiral at least this one month then back to classic laughing at Maddox on is twitch.