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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 57 - Wednesday 6PM PST (Patreon)

Published:
2021-03-31 16:16:02
Imported:
2023-04

Content

GIVE ME YOUR INVENTIONS YOUR PROBLEMS AND YOUR BANANADOX CLIPS!!!

See you tonight

https://youtu.be/tceGForkqdE

Files

Episode 252

http://patreon.com/thedickshow

Comments

Anonymous

Benjamin Netanyahu child support. If you don't want to pay child support you let Ben airstrike your baby mom's house taking all of your problems away as well as he gets to take out a potential palastinian supporter

Anonymous

Fake vaccine kit. You can say you can got vaccinated without any of the 5G, and you can pretend to be sick from it to get out if work. Cherry on top is that people think you're a better person than other people for skipping work. It comes with a fake disease generator so you can reuse it over and over and be on the cutting edge of being a virtue.

Phranger

A Supermarket conveyor belt, that instead of moving groceries along, it moves customers who stand way to long at the counter after they have finished their transaction.

Anonymous

Brain implant that overrides the male brain during an argument with a woman in such a way that instead of wasting time on logical arguments or just plainly calling the bitch dumb, it forces the man to list all of the woman's physical inadequacies one by one until she breaks down crying.

Anonymous

Sobriety Passport. An app that tells you how bad your hangover is going to be based on your alcohol and drug intake. Can also be used to prove to your wife or girlfriend or bartender that you are able to handle more drugs and liquor.

Anonymous

Phone app that gauges the social appropriateness of your surroundings, and prevents The Dick Show from playing at full volume while you're in the checkout line at the grocery store and only unlocked your phone to check the time. (You're welcome Dick, I'm sure it brings you great joy knowing likely dozens of us have made this fuckup...)