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We're doing a bonus episode!!!

Gimme your solutions, your problems, your INVENTIONS, and your Bananadox clips. Post em high! Fuck Wall Street!

https://youtu.be/tblp3gFfqMw

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Bonus Episode 55

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Comments

Anonymous

A seeing eye Palestinian to do zoom or any software for people that don't understand it

Anonymous

"The Oculus Chick" A VR headset that let's you see through the eyes of any woman, however it only activates when she starts asking you about something that she knows you can't physically see. For example, when she yells "What is this?" or, "Do we have any more of these?" from the next room, you can find out what the fuck she's talking about without getting up off the couch or asking for clarification (which she would probably get wrong anyway).

Phranger

Invention, a program that sets the youtube algorithm back to how it was back in 2008, whenever i search anything now all i get is mainstream media garbage and my suggested videos is Red Letter Media and nothing else, its impossible to go down a youtube rabbit hole these days. Just some kind of filter to stop being force fed what youtube THINKS I want to see. WHERE ARE THE SUGGESTIONS FOR TOP TEN TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENTS IN MY RECOMMENDED BAR?

Phranger

One more, a color printer that gives you the option to print in a single other color once you run out of any of the CMYK colors. There is no reason that my printer should not be able to print in just black because i ran out of cyan.

Anonymous

A device that calls someone's dad every time they fuck up in a way that inconveniences other people.

Phranger

Not anymore, one cartridge runs out of a color the fucker won't print

Phranger

Ok last one, Invention, Japanese Homeless people, the homeless in Japan have there shit together, what the Japanese do is take care on their mentally ill so the only people who are homeless are just men down on their luck.