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Dicktation - The Predator (2018) (Patreon)

Published:
2020-07-17 19:05:40
Edited:
2020-07-17 19:16:32
Imported:
2021-02

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Join Vito, Sean, and me as we harness the future of autism and conquer with universe with The Predator (2018). This movie is fucking terrible and I hate everyone in it. I hate the Lady Predator, I hate their dogs, I hate the "Loonies", and I hate the kid. This movie made me hate all movies.

Enjoy!

Start the commentary track and listen for the instructions on when to press play on your movie. Or don't even watch the movie because it's dog shit and just listen to the track.

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Anonymous

That's a too lenient of review.

Jimmy Smits

I had movie pass and could see any movie practically free and I didnt even consider seeing this.

Clyde Frog

This movie is so fucking bad. It retcons the rest of the series as badly as Disney Star Wars. That bitch from the G4 channel is in it too, and she's dogshit. Just, so many problems.

Jimmy Smits

Next time I invade a home and somebody cocks a shotgun I'm yelling, 'NICE TRY BUT THATS A MYTH'

Tits

Next do song of the south

Samuel A.M.W.

Why is there so much hate for a movie about a brave female Astronomer who is also at the TOP OF HER FIELD in extraterrestrial studies, who has to to find the survival instincts she needs to hunt down a Predator like she's Anton fucking Chigur. It was just as "badass" as the original: IT'S SHANE BLACK WRITING! He told the pussy jokes! My favorite line in this one is definitely "If this motherfucker's such a fucking space badass how the fuck were my boys able to fuck his shit up and lay his stupid fuck-shit ass on this here, table? Fuck yeah."

Soft Weekly

Is this the bonus content? Am I paying for them to watch movies I can’t hear?

BillBull

Commentaries are great content. Yeah, you have to do some work yourself to get the full experience, but it's fine.

Anonymous

Wasn’t this meant to be Terminator?

Anonymous

Great commentary. I am so done with kids in movies like this. Jurassic Park posioned the well. Dude should have been PTSD. But nope, got to make 'tism into a Predator. What a fucking joke.

Anonymous
>>40582414

Same basic story of shit. Except they Repcon the entire Terminator 2 (the best one) movie to make that piece of dark shit.

Anonymous

everyone in here needs to grab a fucking clue

Anonymous

I’m so into this Predator is my favorite franchise and I’ve avoided this one because of how horrible it seemed. Thank you for providing sugar for my medicine. Like a gummy edible, jk: weed isn’t medicine.

Anonymous

This film was cast by a woman.

Anonymous

oof... gonna have to watch a real Predator movie to cleanse the palate. That was painful.