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Episode 138 - Dick on Hat Crimes (Patreon)

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2019-01-22 17:40:13
Imported:
2021-02

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The Great Knoxville No-Show, hate hats and hat crimes, the guy who made the Bill Maher NPC billboard drops by, Justin Whang calls in, worthless reasoning, the importance of jumping to conclusions, Layc wouldn't date a virgin, defending the TSA, women who owe me an explanation, ghosting, sitting next to the toilet on airplanes, being too loud at a bar, and Chris the Kiwi wants advice on dating his cousin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Comments

Anonymous

Great Thumbnail. Perfect way to start my Dick dose.

Anonymous

These episodes keep getting longer and longer. By episode 200, we'll be seeing 5 hour episodes.

Anonymous

The kiwi chris and dr nurse segment is amazing, love it.

Anonymous

This New Zealand guy shit is really uninteresting.

Anonymous

holy shit layc is fucking stupid

Rei Starlove ♥

2:53:35 lol @ Sshaeawn "IS THERE A WEEDWHACKER IN THE BACKGROUND?"

Anonymous
>>19150168

Man, I hate it but the part where they talked to her really put me off. I feel like her energy and personality doesn't vibe well with the show or something. I felt like an asshole for thinking it but after seeing your comment I thought I would mention it. I even looked online to see if anyone shared how I felt, just in case I was missing something, and it seemed that the few people who did voice their opinions were shut down by other fans. But yeah, I usually LOVE these really long shows but her segment kinda gave me fatigue so I'm gonna continue watching the rest tomorrow.

The Gentleman Sausage

I'm really glad I sat down to eat some tuna while listening to this so you could regale us with your tale of shitting pent up carbs into a tuna can

Zach Owen

Layc is great. Have her on more.

Anonymous

&gt;my buddy made the NPC meme No he didn't.

Anonymous

Loved billboard guy and it was nice to have Layc on again. Hope we won't be hearing from the Kiwi much more; it's like 10% funny and 90% sad, and 200% autism.

David Friesner

This guest was incredible. Please have him back.

Anonymous

Dick, if you want to get Sean, ask him if he ever suck a dick he didn't liked. There is no good answer! Héhéhé!

IndridCold0

this is one of the best shows in a little while, great shit!

Anonymous

hopefully that's the last we hear of kiwi chris - that retard is fucking annoying

Aaron Francis

Galt killed! And man I love Chris the Kiwi. Let him back on the show whenever. This shit is TV gold!

Anonymous

Get Galt and Whang back on.

Anonymous

Dr nurse absolutely sucks, she's dumb, plays the victim card and is trying to get autismo the kiwi arrested for non tangible threats. The mens rea for a threat is the ability and the motive. Also stop conflating cyber harrassment with irl harassment. &gt;Muh anti-Semitism Get the fuck out you 8 headed bitch

Anonymous

Shit on TSA. Shit on DMV. Shit on USPS. Immediately follow it up with realizing that public schooling is the dividing line between shit hole and not shit hole (glory hole?) countries. Great episode this week though, thanks!

Anonymous
>>19170972

I can't stand Dr. Nurse either. She sounds like she's drunk but she's probably just stunted. Both of them are super annoying personalities.

Anonymous

Lacey is so much more fun now!

Anonymous

You're going to name your payment processor Paytriarchy like I suggested, right?

Anonymous

Also, both guests were great

Anonymous

The Street Artist guest was hilarious af

Mark King

Great podcast. I suggest Chris the Kiwi should be completely cut off from any thing that has to do with The Dick Show and anyone involved with the show in anyway shape or form. I hope Dr. Nurse fucks him up legally. Dr. Nurse is awesome. Chris is an autistic cuck. Much like Saddox.

Bootyman

0:23 - Yeeah 1:10 - Knoxville Tonka v Warski recap 15:20 - Dick is shooshed 18:54 - Covington Smirking Magakid 29:55 - DesTiny debate recap 30:25 - Whang! calls in 47:14 - Whang's Rage: Internet Entrepretenders 52:04 - Galt - The Faction right wing artist calls in 1:38:38 - Layc on the Virgin Contest 2:02:05 - The gang gets ghosted 2:19:25 - [SONG] “Tell Me Where You Live” by KenDollinHide. <a href="https://soundcloud.com/user-786056730/tell-me-where-you-live-1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/user-786056730/tell-me-where-you-live-1</a> 2:22:06 - Galt learns about the Goss 2:28:10 - Christopher the Kiwi calls in 2:39:35 - Dr. Nurse calls in 3:07:15 - The fucking kiwi hangs up, jesus. 3:07:30 - Patreon and Dick's alternative 3:27:40 - [SONG] “Sorry TOS” by Myroom Records <a href="https://soundcloud.com/myroomrecords/sorry-tos-buckcherry-cover" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/myroomrecords/sorry-tos-buckcherry-cover</a>

Anonymous

Hey Dick, quick question. The Kiwi has been trying to find out if you really mean if Men are Better than Women, probably because he needs just 1 good excuse to finally kidnap that neighbour or whatever. And you *know* he can't tell truth from satire, hence the constant question. Why don't you just tell him no? That it's obviously a joke? You're not gonna lose any listeners other than crazy bastards so why not just clarify that and maybe save a life (not his, his inevitable victims I mean).

Anonymous

Please stop having that Kiwi Chris on the show. It's painful to listen to.

Anonymous

Chris the Kiwi is hilarious and creepy at the same time. He needs a friend in New Zealand to run his ideas by.

Anonymous

Gault feels like the long lost 3rd host...I could listen to him all day.

Anonymous

Is Doctor Nurse on drugs? She sounds a bit fucked.

Anonymous

&gt;Jordan Peterson sounds great Jordan Peterson also wants to fuck his cousin. Dude is fucking weird when you actually read his books - and fuck him forever for his pozzed Kavanaugh tweets. JBP is a mega-cuck.

Anonymous

This show has become my weekly church session. Love it!

Anonymous

kiwi is the dumbest motherfucker to ever be on any form of media presented to human kind

Mr. Neil

Kiwi Chris needs to stop calling in, for his own good. I hope he doesn't, because he's hilarious. But for his own good, he needs to stop, because he's one of those guys, like Chris-Chan, who doesn't understand that people can extract information from him effortlessly, and the more he talks, the worse he looks. My favorite part is that he tries to call in later after he's hung up, probably because he thinks that he's going to smooth things over. Dick mercifully doesn't bite.

cx3001

Galt is probably my favorite guest you've ever had, have him back on when you can, hopefully he can become a regular

Anonymous

Galt is as awesome as Chris the Kiwi is unbearable. It's painful to listen to that retard try to weasel his way out of the shit he's done with all the cunning of a 3 year old. He's like an Aussie Chris-Chan.

Anonymous

Doctor Nurse is more special than him by the sounds of it

Anonymous

this ep is top 10 for sure