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Episode 133 - Dick on Underwater Hamsters (Patreon)

Published:
2018-12-18 16:55:59
Imported:
2021-02

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The Thermostat Cold War, appetizers ruin every meal, the cold facts of waistlines, Boomers telling you how much they paid for their house, virtue signaling in domestic violence, the problem with civics and the American voters who are playing Calvinball, a scientist calls in who is creating his undersea future: Hampture, when to use dark humor with women, Special Agent Richard Head analyzes Maddox's creepy email to his ex, the awful, awful Mental Jess video, and an open-ended question about relaunching The Biggest Problem in the Universe; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Comments

Anonymous

Under water Hamsters = otters

Anonymous

Vomitoriums were just halls used to exit stadiums. The idea that they were used by the wealthy to vomit so they could eat more food is an ancient urban myth.

Anonymous

Got my winners drink today, but you forgot to ship the friends to play it with, I'll take a Chinese guy a Russian guy and Swede to beat up on. Thanks

Anonymous

If you want to look at it, here's all the relevant data from the 2011 study from the USDA: <a href="https://i.imgur.com/qMokQzi.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/qMokQzi.png</a> The positive thing is that the amount of money spent on SNAP has dropped to 60 billion this year, which is lower than 65b in 2011 and 69b in 2015.

Anonymous

Also, what makes me a rage is when enter means send and not return. There's no way to tell what's going to happen when you hit enter anymore since it's different on every website. Am I just supposed to press shift + enter from now on for the rest of my life?

The Gentleman Sausage

What you pay Maddox would have to be a percentage of the separate Patreon, not a hard value. Maybe 33% after fees and costs.

Anonymous

I was kind of hoping the hamster guy would be breeding hamsters to breathe underwater. As a guy who has had some crazy ideas for artificial selection experiments, which I still intend to do some day, I guess you could say it was a little disappointing to learn he was less crazy than I had imagined.

Anonymous

Jesus Christ, that HMWH Christmas Parody song may be the funniest thing this show has ever produced. About cause a wreck from laughing on the road.

Anonymous

By the way, in that video you played, the guy refers to what he does as "irritated engineering," rather than "mad science," since he can't speak to doing methodologically grounded experimentation. A funny joke. But what it's called in reality is "superscience." Engineering seeks to apply scientific knowledge to invent, to solve problems. The cutting edge of engineering applies the latest in scientific knowledge, and the cutting edge of the cutting edge involves that engineer, or superscientist, gathering the very data he needs to do the engineering. This guy didn't have the information he needed; he had to gather it while he was conquering the problem, so it's classic superscience.

Anonymous

HAHAHAHAH, I KNOW THE JAKE BROWN WHO SHIT HIS PANTS DURING HIS LITTLE RUN!!!!!! ITS A TRUE STORY! I WILL TELL HIM TO CALL IN !!!!!!

Anonymous

It'll be a big achievement if maddox or mental J haven't killed themselves in 10 years time.

Anonymous

That Christmas parody deserves to be immortalized. If we're being forced to banish Baby It's Cold Outside to the wastes, I think this should fill that hole. It would break up the monotony of boomer nostalgia garbage we have to constantly endure every year

Anonymous

Did any1 see Trump say SNL "should be tested in the courts" and what they say "can't be legal"? Ha, Trump is Maddox2.0, he'll prolly site the LOLsuit.

Anonymous

god fucking damnit i could only think of Judicial and then when i googled it sean called me out for googling it as i was fucking reading it!

Anonymous

That Jess chick looks like the woman on Requiem for a Dream in the 'ass to ass' scene. There has never been a good decision made when that blown out of your mind.