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Episode 131 - Dick on The Last Minute Rush (Patreon)

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2018-12-04 16:43:35
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2021-02

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The rush of getting things done in the last minute, lies in job qualifications, the male charity gap, Mumkey Jones and "The Rise of the Planet of the Incels", calculating the number of drinks I've had, Sean and I discussing the implications of Theseus' ship in sharing a dick sucking machine, vandalism on Mars, the average woman's Tinder profile, Special Agent Richard Head calls in, The Dick Show end of year awards, lies printers have told me and Winners Drink, my doxxing screw-ups, pronouns around the table, and I hand Sean a taser; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Anonymous

Niel Degrab Thighson

Anonymous

I thought that was Maddox talking, when they started that blowjob machine video

Anonymous

Sean is dead wrong about snopes. If you assume something is the opposite of what snopes says you'll be right more often than if you just trust their assessment. They've learned they can lie by burying the facts at the bottom of an article and then using lawyer logic to create doubt...but as long as they put false at the top of the article they can shape a narrative because people will only read that far, and they'll copy and paste the links in lieu of arguments. Like when Bernie Sanders said "white people don't know what it's like to be poor." Snopes ran an article saying this quote was "mostly false" because it was taken out of context. But when you read the full quote it didn't change the context at all in fact the full quote was even worse it was just him expounding on the point and doubling down on it. Yet when people make fun of him for being a stupid racist a gaggle of NPCs showed up with snopes links saying it was fake.

Anonymous

Snopes is also just like a couple democrats Googling stuff, them having any kind of credibility nevemind non-partisan credibility is a mistake

Anonymous

That stun gun needs better ergonomic design. Bloody hell.

Anonymous

27 - 0 credit card debt, 0 student loans. I feel like a king and i only have 800$ to my name

Anonymous

The first autoblower was just a meat grinder.

Bootyman

0:22 - Yeeah 2:20 - Bonus Episode recap 12:20 - [RAGE] Print shops 19:25 - Neil Degrasse Tyson got #MeToo'd 24:00 - Cash is tight 27:15 - Science of Job Searching 32:15 - White Libs are racist &amp; Dick doesn't like Mars 39:15 - Auto-Blow 53:38 - No way to say the right thing 54:28 - Pronouns in the workplace 1:01:20 - Special Agent Richard Head (He/Him) calls in on Seminars on Incels and Mumkey Jones 1:19:30 - People who quote Harry Potter 1:23:55 - Vore degenerates write in 1:29:12 - Writer writes in 1:32:00 - Dick's first drink, Nontraditional SuperChad writes in 1:45:00 - Consensual Canibalism 1:47:55 - anomie (He/Him) calls in on Thotbots scraping Twitters fire hose for Thots 2:10:30 - [SONG] Myroom Records with “Asterios Aids” <a href="https://soundcloud.com/myroomrecords/asterios-aids" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/myroomrecords/asterios-aids</a> 2:15:00 - Outro &amp; Presents 2:19:00 - [FACEBOOK NEWS] 2:21:10 - Reverend Scott's Rage &amp; Voicemails (liked by Doug, From Hoobastank)

Anonymous
>>17738553

He looks just like a handlebar-mustached Maddox! Why would a guy like him had to invent a BJ machine? Really makes me think... PS: My sides are in orbit xD

Anonymous
>>17832570

1:45:00 is my favorite time stamp because that’s where I get name dropped. YEET

Anonymous

Hey Dick, where can I support you that isn't Patreon. Fuck those cunts (even if Sargon is a douche).

cx3001

Sean took that salem witch trial quote from a completely fictional play about it, never happened

Anonymous

Harry Potter fucking sucks, so do superhero movies the only good superhero movies are the Dark Knight trilogy. Hey Dick you know what makes me a rage? My limp 26 year old co-workers who ask if I'm excited for the new Avengers movie.