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"Winners Drink", my new drinking card game ON SALE NOW, blown eulogies, how Nintendo has fucked us for years, a four-hour blunder over "the map says!", football vs. video games, flavored vapes and fuck the children, the curse of the pinkie toe, The THOT Audit and Women: God's Tax on Life, how to give a girl an eating disorder, chicks with guy friends, when to keep your mouth shut, Jurassic Park and a Vore fetishist, a man's first time, Bleh Rodriguez calls in and giggles, Denzel vs. Peach Round 2, Sean's drag queen persona, background checks for guns, and the restraining order transcript is on the way; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 130 - Dick on Taxing Women

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Anonymous

That is a terrifying thumbnail for the episode. I love it!

Anonymous

Don't let yourself become a chunky taco Dick!

Anonymous

Listening to y'all talk about guns is painful, neither of you has any idea what the laws are actually like

Anonymous

glad i could prompt a Sean rage, happy to help Bleh get over her gym fears

Anonymous

Bleh is the female veeh

Anonymous

Hey Dick, just wanted to give a little fact check on Sean’s cannibal story. He actually combined two separate cannibal stories, the first being the Armin Meiwes case, where two men met in Germany over the now defunct cannibal cafe forums and one man consented to having his penis eaten. The case was controversial because it was a case of consensual cannibalism, though Armin was ultimately sentenced to life in prison for a murder conviction. The second story is that of Issei Sagawa, a Japanese man who, when abroad in Paris, seduced a dutch woman and subsequently murdered and cannibalized her. Although this was not consesnual on her behalf, Sagawa made an insanity plea, and after his release, became a minor celebrity in Japan through public interest.

Anonymous

Let's ship a Bleh and xvxcbodfjahn date

Anonymous

Sean's recollection of the cannibal story is a mash of 2 separate cannibal cases. The more recent case is of a German cannibal (Armin Meiwes) who arranged to meet a man who wanted to be consumed. The Japanese cannibal case (Issei Sagawa) is a lot older and involves the murder and consumption of a Dutch woman. Edit: Props to Cal Amari who posted the clarification before me. One correction I want to make though is Issei did not seduce the chick. She was a fellow classmate who had rejected his advances before. She was invited to his apartment on the pretext of reading some poetry where the coward shot her from behind.

Anonymous

<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes</a> <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Issei_Sagawa</a>

Anonymous

That digibro voicemail was on point.

Anonymous

when will bonus episode 31 be available for the 5$-tier patreons?

Anonymous

I know I'm late on this, but Dick's hot take on the Switch controllers is retarded. The Switch comes with those controllers and they work with literally every game on the Switch. The Pro controllers, which are like a gazillion dollars, are optional controllers that work with some games. Mario Party, a series of hundreds of mini games designed to take advantage of the Switch default controllers' various built-in features (with are not built into the Pro controller), not working with the Pro controllers should not be a surprise, or a reasonable expectation.

Bootyman

0:12 - Yeeah 1:45 - Christopher the Kiwi recap 3:30 - [RAGE] Botched Eulogies (RIP Callofthedeep) 7:55 - "Winners Drink" Because Fuck Cards against Humanity winnersdrink.fun 11:26 - Dick has the court transcripts 12:39 - [RAGE] Dick broke his pinky toe because he is fat 14:35 - Football fetishists vs Gamers 16:23 - [RAGE] Nintendo are FinDoms <a href="https://youtu.be/vYm_UaYVSzc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/vYm_UaYVSzc</a> 20:25 - Flavoured Vapes, The Price of Juicy Minty Moistness 35:20 - Arming the homeless with murder-dogs 36:32 - Maps are NSFW 44:50 - Pain is NSFW 46:25 - Thot Audit 52:17 - [GOSS] Denzel is done dude 55:21 - [GOSS] Peach calls in on Denzel 1:06:00 - 4D Platforming, NSFM 1:08:58 - "Kristopher" writes in, Not Turning a Ho into a Housewife 1:16:02 - Virgin writes in, wants advice on how to be a degenerate 1:20:20 - Basic Mexican writes in, BBW Problems 1:25:10 - [Peach's RAGE] Not being allowed to associate with "nazi's" 1:27:00 - Vore chat 1:38:35 - Bleh calls in, Stephen Bailey is a very bad mod 1:42:50 - "Winner Drink" Promo 1:45:55 - [SONG] “Last Laugh” by The Hard Men Working Hard <a href="https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/last-laugh" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/hmwh/last-laugh</a> 1:49:11 - Background checks on Guns 1:56:00 - Voicemails