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Brace yourselves, Patreonis, because Cucksmas has come early for you this year!!!

I wanted to make you guys something different to show my gratitude for supporting the show, so I combined two of my three favorite things: drinking and arguing, into one card game I'm calling WINNERS DRINK.

Drinking games always punish the winners by letting the losers drink. Well fuck that shit, in my game, WINNERS DRINK.

It's a drinking game based on a lifetime of sitting around bullshitting in bars and getting kicked out of those bars and getting into heated arguments with people over stupid shit and screwing up with women. If you play this game, those things will probably happen to you.

I've been working on it since last year in super secret. I wanted to put it out then, but you know...there was kind of a lot of shit going on during the second half of November 2017.

Anyway, I'm giving these out as an Xmas gift to all you $20 Patreonis. To get yours, use promo code 20WINNERSDRINK2018 and order with the email address you have connected to Patreon--THE ONE THAT THIS EMAIL WENT TO. That'll give you $20 off Winners Drink at checkout. You just have to pay for shipping.

Keep it for yourself, give it to a friend. All I know is, I just knocked several hundred people off my shopping list.

Thanks and Merry Cyber Sex Monday,

-Dick

http://winnersdrink.fun

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Winners Drink - The Card Game

Drinking games are fucked. Unless you're some kind of alcoholic super-Chad who shits frat parties or a walking rule book, the games are an impediment to your liquor. And worse yet, if you do manage to eek out a victory, it's the LOSERS who get to drink! Fuck that shit.

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Anonymous

^I am also wondering about this

Anonymous

Mine still don't work, bit of a shame :C Same email, same everything.