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Civil War Games, Men Crying, hugging your kids with nuclear arms, the "Lethal Weapon" matinee in my pants, mom's crappy home WiFi, Johnny's dad's d*ck pic, Christopher the Kiwi proposes to his inmate girlfriend, Thanksgiving and everything wrong with it, fire sympathies, the ACLU, Red Dead Redemption 2 is turning frogs gay, strangling Mom, "The Fattener", fattening, and ruination fetishes, phimosis, getting Digibro's dad laid, four beers, the passing of Andy Lee AKA Call Of The Deep, and banging your hot cousin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 129 - Dick on The Crying Game

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Anonymous

F for the audio

Anonymous

Oh god, please please please stop having that kiwi on. It's painful, and sad.

Anonymous

Lol fuck everyone else Chris is the Bobo of the podcast.

Anonymous

That kiwi at the end is fucking retarded. They didn't cover anything up, they just didn't give you any information as they're not obligated to. Also what the fuck does "Does that sound like something a Nurse would say" mean, you can be the smartest person on the planet and still call someone a dumb cunt.

The Gentleman Sausage

The Digibro call reminded me of this one really lucky guy who was born without arms or legs. Now he has a lucrative career as a motivational speaker because even someone like him can have a lucrative career. He's got a wife, and he's got kids so you know he fucks. Mrs. Stumps must be doing all the work in the sack though. Homeboy ain't gotta do shit. Just lay back because that's about all he can do. So dude just makes a bunch of money and bangs his normal wife all day just for having no limbs. Lucky bastard.

Anonymous

Sometimes Sean's in there like some kind of anime samurai with his cutting wit. I fucking died at the "So you're an ass man?" comment.

Anonymous

Beautiful. Dick you're perfect.

Mark King

I am so erect right now.

Anonymous

Low key hope things don't go through with the emails, the Kiwi guy is absolutely fucking unbearable. Definitely the worst guest in the shows history, which is really saying something.

Anonymous

Don't stick your dick in crazy. And don't invite crazy to call in.

Dr jebus

More christopher! Make that monkey DANCE!

Anonymous

Can someone explain why we care about our parents fucking?

Anonymous

God damnit dick we told you not to ever have that aussie kiwi shithead on here again, and you gave us the biggest fuck you ever

Jandraden

If anything else, Mr. Masterson... Your postpone your visit to Freenland speech... It's what you should really be remembered for. To me, it's your Magnum Opus. I'm no longer going to follow you or support you because I don't think you can top this. It's In my heart forever

Anonymous

Respectfully, please never have that Kiwi fuggin' fruitcake on again.