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A Crime Analyst and formerly deputized FBI agent comes in to dissect the lies, tells, fears, and body language Maddox exhibits in his recent interview over the lolsuit, a secret Tinder weapon, Cody Wilson, and a litmus test for women that could save you twenty years in prison; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Bonus Episode 29 - Dick on Moral Clarity

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Anonymous

I can't believe Dick Masterson from The Dick Show still uses VLC in 2018.

Anonymous

VLC is great. What other video players do you recommend?

Anonymous

&gt;VLC is great. Yeah, if you like your videos randomly being distorted during playback for no reason at all. Use mpv or MPC-HC.

Anonymous

I want to listen to this podcast, but I'm deaf in one ear.

Mr. Neil

"They're never gonna get Cody." Whoopsy.

Figwumberton

This is great awareness for deaf veterans! Call our hero veterans on the phone in 'mono', not stereo. I realize it can be physically unrealistic to hear a sound specifically going into a shell-shocked ear.

Mr. Neil

Yo, Dick. Maddox's rhetorical questions remind me of MundaneMatt on the Killstream. "Why would I do that?" "You've known me for years. You know what I'm about." Sounds really familiar, doesn't it?

Anonymous

His sacrifice is not talking to his dad because he is deaf from one ear.

Mark

Probably the most I've ever heard 80's girl laugh.

Kevin Schaffner

Bout to get some dick in the ear.

Anonymous

IT'S GANG STALKING!!!

Anonymous

i always feel like, someones stalking meeeeeee.

Anonymous

I'm not gay, I just love getting Dick in my ear!!!

Anonymous

These thumbnails are getting brutal, isn't it time you just make porn? There's always money in it.

Anonymous

The more I listen to this episode, the funnier it gets. I wish I could listen to this at work, but one of my speakers is blown, so... I'll just have to make sacrifices.

Anonymous

You realize psychology is as valuable as astrology. Might as well read a horoscope instead of trying to read body language.

Anonymous

For the record, drug sniffing dogs definitely can smell drugs, and are trained to smell for them. The fact that they are (heavily) influenced by their handler is also true, but that doesn't mean that those dogs are just fucking props doing parlor tricks.

Anonymous

"Now Doug, you know this about me. For 20 years, 21 years now, I've not had advertisements on my website." *collective groan and laugh from Dick n Co, simutainuously with audience*

Anonymous

Meanwhile, his entire website is an advertisement for his delusion.

Anonymous

"I'm sacrificing for my dad's sacrifice." Shut the fuck up, you bitch. You haven't sacrificed shit when it comes to what people like your father and I did. I hope that he punches you in your stupid douchey face for saying that.

Clyde Frog

"They're never going to get Cody Wilson." :( Sad day.