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Post Traumatic Ball-Busting Disorder, family vacations, floating prisons, Map Rotators, people who save spiders, I sink a boat, culture is a human zoo, praying to God finally works, Landau Breaks up with Maddox, Asterios' Legal Offense Fund, too-long of a foreskin, Lowtax's #MeToo moment, Peach's mustard wager, and Sean can't make it; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Anonymous

Great show. Really hope Asterios gets the smoking bullet one way or another-- it's the only way I support a countersuit. For his own ease of mind and mine. If he's gonna play, he has to win, and those are the DAMAGES that need to be proven.

Anonymous

No write-up? #dicklies

Anonymous

Great episodes. Shauon sounds exactly like Kermit the Frog.

Anonymous

I don't think anyone gets that Asterios making shit even more complicated with his last employer will likely result in him not getting work in that industry again.

jayjaydeth

Wednesday is the new Tuesday I see.

The Gentleman Sausage

Video games turned an entire generation into map flippers.

Anonymous

Oh my god! Johnny's hair is way off the chart but love the guy. Thanks Dick for bringing him in again.

Anonymous

This was awesome, great show, man!

Anonymous

I really don't like Asterios he seems like a money grubber and a liar. He spends friviously on weed and food but is somehow constantly broke. Where is the responsibility?

Anonymous

He had a lot of medical debt prior to the lolsuit and had to go further into debt to defend it.

Anonymous

What is the difficulty with Asterios sending an email to his ex employer asking why he was fired? Why is that so difficult?

Anonymous

Surely they would have to have given him a reason at the time he was fired?

Mnemonic

Is there anything such as unions in the states anymore?

Anonymous

It's not the difficulty of it, it's the strategy of it. Asterios doesn't think he'll get an answer, WS may as well keep quiet either way, so he wants to have his lawyer involved to ensure the best result. He wants the best chances of good results &amp; doesn't want to do anything on his own because if he's not careful, he could lose everything, including his reputation. He just doesn't want to ANYTHING without the help of his lawyer because of how much is on the line. He has no faith that he could achieve anything on his own.

Anonymous

Phimosis is when the foreskin gets too tight around the glans and basically turns the head into a balloon. It’s not too much foreskin lol

Anonymous

Asterios and his asking for help and money all the time is getting old. Everyone here works for their money same as eveyone else and everyone has to carefully choose who they can donate money to or what they can spend. I am glad to pay dick for the show and all but if he starts giving patron money to asterios to help him win this lawsuit shit I’m afraid I’m gonna have to cut off my donations. I’m not a patreon so asterios can mooch. I’m a patreon to pay dick and help him create the show and it’s side projects. I don’t want the money I work for and give to Dax. Just be handed over to some dumbshit loser liberal slob cause he fucked up his own life.

Anonymous

I hope asterios is told to take responsibility for his own life choices and learns to sop living like a liberal child who expects everyone else to take care of his or Problems for him

Anonymous

dude that caller about the sister porn just blew my fucking mind

jayjaydeth

I think we're slowly working our way to a 24 hour episode of The Dick Show. Literally Dick for days.

Anonymous

Great Late show Dick! The lake stories are right up there with my favorites. Asterios was playing Landui on that one. Refusal to answer an easy question and rolling it back around to money in an odd way. It was, well...odd. There were weird, " I'm not going to sue because I have no money, but thanks to everyone funding my efforts to sue, oh yeah... I am so in debt and need money..Hey Dick, I feel like you think I'm just asking for money"...Calling back to be confusing and pseudo-cryptic-y with lawyerish stuff, AAaAAand...askformoney (just a little for a GreenBurger bite). I'm a fan of Asterios and have always enjoyed him, but that was weird. "Could you just ask why you got fired? " "**insert "Flight of the Grumblebee(FoG)"**" "Yeah, but couldn't you just ask, it's a pretty common thing?" "Weeelll...**"FoG"** " Was he super wasted and just dopey? Was that a bit?

Anonymous

Lowtax sounds like Dick's dad.

Anonymous

Yeah the Asterios bit was really uncomfortable to listen to. Could he have said "you owe it to me to pay my legal fees off with your patreon money" any more clearly without actually saying it?

Ric Porklift

All these people talking about how uncomfortable that Asterios bit was, but here I am, just waiting for him to throw up.

Figwumberton

Love what you do dicky

Anonymous

Surgery can go wrong, and circumcision on adults goes wrong more often than not.

Anonymous

Their album promo code should be greenland

Anonymous

this why i love dick, he 100% calls Asterios out here. in a joke way as that what u do to a friend, but this cu nt always trying to get rich of this show and dick drop kicks him here. im happy dick see's him for what he is.

Anonymous

1:34:00 "all you have to do is email your work and see if they will tell you why you got fired." no, i want 50k 1st!!! i know weed, drinking and eatting out everyday is not cheap.