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I was put into a Camel Clutch in Cairo and I lost my voice big time. If we streamed today, it would sound like a shit frog. The good news is, My Man and I built a studio on the NYU campus, so there is no way anything can possibly go wrong!

I know it's on a Monday and that sucks. Sorry everyone! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8e5kjbiEqQ

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Episode 103 - The Dick Show

http://patreon.com/thedickshow

Comments

Anonymous

You son of a bitch.

Anonymous

Does this mean you now have a business presence in New York? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous

You little shit. I upped my patreon to $20 for the first time so that I could watch the first post lolsuit livestream, and I only have Sundays off.

Anonymous

Why did you kill my turtle?

Anonymous

It's ok, Canada has Monday off.

Anonymous

I'm still gonna love you even with horse cocks in your throat.

Anonymous

Matt Dyer, you can rewatch the stream using the same link (at least until he posts the final version) . You just miss the chat.

Anonymous

Please everyone just hear me out! silence was the apple that eve bit! thats why adam and eve were banned from heaven! because they were ashamed of their own voice, but its the only way to communicate with god inside your head! think about it, the most important thing in the bible is not whats there, but what isnt: judah's words. he does not say a single word in the entire bible, yet hes one of the most important characters. why? because he betrayed jesus (the representation of god on earth) for 30 pieces of silver, which is the exchange rate for 1 piece of gold. as they say: silence is golden. but gold is the paragon of earthly desires, which is the opposite of spiritual enlightenment! please everyone, just please try it when youre alone, just speak out loud, dont be ashamed of your own voice. god will answer you, i swear. please just try it because if we dont bring god back soon, our entire world is gonna go to hell.

Anonymous

Dick understands the mind of a conman I swear to god. I think he is dead on the money on LanDUI asking about California. That was so LanDUI could act like he had a win. Because Maddox is very stupid.