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[VIDEO] Bonus Episode - Dick on How to Get Laid in High School (Patreon)

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2018-05-06 15:42:51
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2022-01

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My solution to deplatforming: Cigarette Tube, Asterios' intervention, a fantasy WWE match with my mom, Sean's mom throws groceries at him, blue raspberry, anti-social personality disorders in women, how to rewire your brain, how to get laid in high school, Cap'n Crunch, Tim Pool takes a second look, Amazon addiction, add-on items, and the death of buttons; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show! 

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Anonymous

Good shit, Masterson. Can’t wait to listen

Anonymous

"He comes to the dick house and has too much fun" - Sean. I guess I can forgive Asterios for being unbearable.

Anonymous

This might be the shortest YEAH of any episode

Anonymous

On the spanking thing. The caller was right, it should be in a parents tool bag but not the first thing you pull out of it. As kids get older spanking should wane and disappear as kids develop the ability to reason. Think about it like this you cannot reason with a 2 year old, they physically do not have that ability to hear arguments and understand them and make informed decisions. So what do you do as a parent if you have a kid like my nephew who anytime his feet touch the ground he thinks it's hilarious to run as fast as he can into the road. He doesn't know what death is, you tell a 2 year old don't do that or you'll get hit by a car and die, they just giggle and keep doing it. Better to condition that behaviour out with a whack on the ass than for them to be hit by a car, and it absolutely works, once they started smacking him for trying to run in front of traffic he stopped doing it. Also fun fact about the psychology research that resulted in the idea that spanking was harmful; it was done by this guy named Dr Spock, whose son killed himself. His research was so bad it was unuseable, he made no attempt to differentiate between corrective spanking and vicious abuse so of course his research was full of kids who grew up all fucked up, they were abused. Didn't stop the media from spreading the message like wildfire though.

Anonymous

dude u are so right on those cabins, that's some lovecraftian shit, non-Euclidean geometry and elder horrors and shit

Anonymous

Also the guy whining about being carded, they absolutely have to check your ID, depending on the state they can be fined a shit ton of money if they don't. State liquor control agencies go around busting people all the time for this.

Anonymous

It's funny you mention cigs in reference to cake. My brother has a saying when people offer him anything, which is, "No thanks, I don't smoke."

Anonymous

I can't believe you cunts have so much disdain for cake. You sound like somebody who would sue his old business partner for $400 million dollars.

Anonymous

grapes candy tastes like wine grapes or other weird grapes not the kind of grapes you find in your everyday grocery store.

Anonymous

As someone who works in marketing for big tobacco, we have pitched variants of "tobacco tube" for years, and the restrictions that already exist on tobacco that vary by each country would kill the platform as soon as it launched.