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Happy little protests, Bob Ross can't paint a cabin to save his life, Ben from The Drunken Peasants calls in, my own banned words list, experience creep, my only weakness, a premature movement for robot rights, problems with the conveniences of an automatic car, being worth less than nothing, Bill Guy the Science Dude answers your questions, drinking urine, "Shit Talker" gets an upgrade, apologizing to gun guys, sending schmucks to Antarctica, getting bored while jerking off, Pavlov's nut, an annual YouTube Bloodsport tournament, free black coffee at Starbucks, and the Uncucked Episodes of "The Biggest Problem in the Universe"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Dick Show Episode 99 - Dick on Happy Accidents

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Mnemonic

can confirm, cabin looks like horseshit <a href="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/81QKellPA70/hqdefault.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.ytimg.com/vi/81QKellPA70/hqdefault.jpg</a>

Anonymous

I can chime in about the student loan/ bankruptcy thing. Generally if you go through loans from 3rd party or other private loan groups you CAN claim bankruptcy from that. If your loans are government subsidized loans... you got those for life man.

Anonymous

Just look at the speed this guy taking apart the old episodes, TDS truly has some of the finest top autists.

Anonymous

oh man dont get me started on the whole usage/commercial rights for actors in ads (the if, then stuff Dick mentions). I have to explain this daily to clients, makes me want to kill myself

Mr. Killeverything

Will the Facebook Group News ever stop sucking?

Anonymous

WTF, Koko CAN communicate with people. She put together words with her vocabulary to create new conceptual words to express herself. Why is the concept of animals (especially primates) communicating with humans so far fetched?

thedickshow

I just put up the entire run at uncucked.thedickshow.com

Anonymous

Car firmware really should be open source, you put the safety of your life in the hands of that code, and you can't read nor edit it, the car industry really can go get fucked

Anonymous

I can imagine those sensitivity trainings to be like The Boondocks niggaa moments (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgwy9y5ttA)</a>

Anonymous

I think Bob Ross draws cabins poorly on purpose just to screw with people who read too much into his art... Being misunderstood has made me a rage more times than I care to count...

Anonymous

I can't wait to read NSFW!!!

Anonymous

It's one of the few places we men can seek refuge from criticizing women