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Episode 87 - Dick on The Ultimate Douchebag Machine (Patreon)

Published:
2018-01-30 15:37:59
Edited:
2018-01-30 15:38:00
Imported:
2021-02

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The Ultimate Douchebag Machine, Acting!, Small Time Tyrants, Dexter meets The Gimp, Coach is pregnant, a mob of angry Q's from Google target Nick Rekieta, what Lettuce Jones missed the most in jail, where bastards come from, The 2018 "Be More F*ck-able" Challenge, body cameras and my PR campaign for the police, watching children float out to sea, sex with Smeagol, the buying power of Dickels, Negasterios calls in, Google the cult, Stephen Universe is Degenerate: Part 2, Layc's Singled Out, The World's Loneliest Dickhead, and more advice for the guy who can't cum; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

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Anonymous

"Right into the pussy" line fucking killed me

Harry_Sach

A new episode. My life has meaning again!

Anonymous

I can't read what Jamie's shirt says

Mnemonic

I've read Los Angeles probably 10000 times for an hour now. Life's tough.

jayjaydeth

I really dig Steven Universe. And it's probably easier to swallow if you've been along for the ride as opposed to jumping in in the middle. Because not a lot happened that first season and everything after that was very gradual. Like, episode one didn't have pussy jumping of any kind. Also, '80's and '90's cartoons were far more sexual than Steven Universe. Every female member of every team was always really hot. All of them. April O'Neil. The Baroness. Cheetara. Rogue. The list goes on.

Fun Kilo @imkilo

"I've heard" that a center speaker would help with hearing dialog. I have not tried this myself

Mr. Neil

So if Maddox can't read, doesn't that nullify his argument against homeschooling? What has 12 years of public school done for him if he's so illiterate.

Anonymous

I would love a top 1000 body-cam montage under Entry of the Gladiators

Anonymous
>>9805716

And a special silent-movies style mid-segment with The Entertainment with conversation in text frames

Anonymous

Dick, I can't believe you forgot to ask Lettuce what's the jerk off situation in jail. Also, there is already a space terrorist show. It's called The Expanse and it's pretty good.

Anonymous

bong talk starts at 4:20

Anonymous

Omg that cuckman parody was fucking the best. Spoonman is one of my favourite songs, nice to hear it used as a force for good and mockery.

Anonymous

I think queer as a noun is the offensive term. But queer as an adjective is okay and normalized. Queer people is the better term. /cuckiness

Anonymous

So is Maddox the new skatman?

Anonymous

Ah, the return of Jamie. Patience of a saint, voice of an angel, body of a succubus.

Mr. Neil

I know men who claim they like Steven Universe. It's an exercise of approval-seeking. They may say that they like it with their mouths, but their eyes say something else entirely. I've seen it. They blink in Morse code. They're saying, "Kill me now. End my suffering."

Anonymous

>"Alright, this has been The Dick Show" >One more hour of video to go. That's why this is the only Patreon I support. No retarded "format" to speak of. Just a couple of glorious hours of bullshit.

Anonymous

I feel like most sci-fi is about space terrorists. If it's a tight single ship scenario, there's always somebody trying to sabotage something. In big epic sci-fi stories, there's always some 'rebels'.