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Snooping through other people's phones, I have become a noodle man, fruit flies, nose hairs, shitty after-market controllers, my ten-year, pants-shitting banjo bet, terrible 20-something innovations, working out and throwing up, Rocket Man gets kicked out of Barney's Beanery, makeup, and the time Maddox sent me an email with the subject "Yap yap yap yap yap"; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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Anonymous

If you're from the UK, how is your English so terrible?

Clyde Frog

Your body purges alcohol first because it is literally poison. Stick with cannabis, it doesn't destroy your vital internal organs.

Anonymous

This is a very cute thumbnail

Anonymous

fruit flies are the worst, try mixing apple vinegar with dish soup and leaving it in mug or tupperware, you'll kill a lot of them easily

Anonymous

I'm watching this show at work and touching my dick... (that sounds awful seeing it written down)... I'm winning.

Anonymous

Cuts out for me around 0:45

Anonymous

Jesus christ that email, what's so fucked up is that I've seen graphs were it was proven that Maddox was the one interrupting and talking the most, like that time when seun was telling his story of addiction he still had to interrupt him to give his wikihow insight.

Anonymous

Usually Apple viniger or wine in a glass with a tight siran wrap covered top (and a ruber band holding the plastic against the glass) with a sing safter pin needle size hole fixes the fruit fly problem for me, but it can be finicky for other people

Anonymous

Poor Maddox. It is obvious by now he is running on defective spark plugs.

Anonymous

Amazing, this show continues to be the best thing on the internet. Keep up the good work!

Anonymous

Great episode! I loved the Chick Tip

Anonymous

I love when Jamie is on the show and not just because she's fun to look at. Between her, drunk Dick and the feel good bubble of hate you get from hearing that bag of cuck email...great episode.

Anonymous

It's great seeing Jamie sit in with the boys. Her barely contained exasperation at Dick's trollish antics cracks me up :D

Anonymous

Jamie is too cute. Her pretty face is so distracting.

Anonymous

THOSE FUCKING FLIES!!!!! One fucking mistake, you leave some tomatoes from your mexican food in the container it came in. KOBAYASHI FUCKING MARU! Those little fuckers and their fucking red eyes have INFINITE FUCKING SPACE to fly in. The whole fucking world is theirs to roam. NOPE they gotta fly IN FUCKING CIRCLES around MY FUCKING FACE. I think you triggered my most dormant rage ever. Great show Dick Happy Holidays. Thanks for coming out to Chicago. Best night ever.

jayjaydeth

Here's a cheap and effective way to get rid of those flies. Pour some apple cider vinegar in a cup, about a quarter of what the glass can hold, doesn't need to be a lot, and then add a couple drops of liquid soap. It will be at least as effective as anything you can buy off the shelf and a hell of a lot cheaper. If you want to get fancy you can rubber band some plastic with holes poked in it on top.

Anonymous

Jesse has a hard-on for Nick now and Metal Jess stepped in in this conversation moments before I got blocked: <a href="https://i.imgur.com/KGSjhV6.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://i.imgur.com/KGSjhV6.png</a>

Anonymous

He can't seem to understand how Maddox fucked you.

Anonymous

I am an altnernative cunt, a la Riggs in lethal weapon, I am an European, I can make a film, I will have to barely survive look, you are a bunch of cunts

Anonymous

you act like us UK boys are a bunch of cunts. I could sue Exterios, but I'm not a pussy ass cunt, you are a cunt. too pussified to shit

Anonymous

fuck working it wout. you are just building up for apparently death ownership and fuck Jamie Lyn Hughes gun owner ship she's a gun cunt, hat slut is a puss

Phranger

Next Bonus episode could you talk about the super model with electrical powers?