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Office Christmas party disasters, Asterios defends his $600 invoice, email auto-responders, the Pope embarrasses himself again, Star Wars is not Star Wars, Net Nuetrality [sic], Cracked calls me the face of "conservative comedy", Jamie outsources her news segment, Jesus, lost Legos, many bing bong remixes, $5 oil fights, new Christmas traditions, and the Race War; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

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The Dick Show Episode 81 - Dick on Eating Expenses

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Anonymous

You keep skipping parts of the intro text the last couple of shows! *Autistic screeching* I need my fix man.

Anonymous

Really cool black metal vibe from that song by Axl.

Anonymous

Buffalo Bill!

Anonymous

When Bill's on, I only see Bill.

Anonymous

How come the episode isn't up on Google Play Music?

jayjaydeth

How come it's not up on the website? :S

Anonymous

*week 6 remove... ok that's pretty funny* Bill would be a great thumbnail if you plan on uploading any clips to youtube.

Anonymous

Good show. It was good to hear asterios again.

Anonymous

If I sign up for Jamie's service will she come to my house and tell me what dictionary.com says exercise is?

temp_anon

On the topic of getting wrecked, Cracked.com had to lay off nearly all of its staff. It's effectively dead.

Anonymous

One of my voicemails finally got played!

Anonymous

grouchy Dick today

Anonymous

Dicktales theme! Fuck yeah

Anonymous

Dick, you shoulda put up that Lego box up for sale - it's a 29 year old toy in mint condition. Nerds eat that shit up.

Anonymous

Most speakers don't produce ultrasonic frequencies (they don't really do much past 16KHz). I guess it's possible that he messed with the dog with sound in the 16-20 KHz range which is hardly audible for most people but the story sounds fishy to me.

Anonymous

Lacy is so much better than Jamie omg

Jeremy Kurowski

Dick, I would love to listen to your show, but unfortunately Verizon throttled Patreon, and it's just not worth it at this point. Sorry, can't give you my money anymore. You just agree blindly agree with everything that Trump or the Republican party does. You whine and bitch all the time about the government fucking us over, unless if it's the Republicans fucking you over, then you go as hard as possible. Do you love the taste of Trumps balls in your mouth?

Anonymous

Dick doesn’t always agree with Trump. Listen to episode 45 if you wanna hear him rage about Trump’s decision to launch missiles at Syria.

Anonymous

Dick and the Dickians being classy AF encouraging that guy who was clearly nervous as hell about calling in. You do that fuckin' Zoomba, breh. You rock that shit. Meet some ladies, do some dancing, get some healthy, get your wang jangled, and repeat weekly.