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Episode 70 - Dick on Turning Japanese (Patreon)

Published:
2017-10-03 15:44:38
Imported:
2021-02

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The season of obligations begins, I send Peach to the hospital, being a ghost vs. being a man, a libertarian haunted house, an apology cryptocurrency, front-of-the-line passes, Japanese suicide phones, men holding hands under any circumstance, the Sean hentai challenge, my Rick and Morty prediction, Lowtax gets banned from Twitter for ACME-based death threats, Sean’s secret Instagram account, a shocking revelation by Peach that upstages my erotic story, smart soda machines, anti-robites and the curse of the blue collar opiate addiction, and Captain Jackass with Hooker News from Facebook; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

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Anonymous

Fuckin' Peach :drool:

Anonymous

Peach is one of the best guest hands down.

Anonymous

Another fine episode of "Dick Invites Guests to Watch Him Talk for Two and a Half Hours."

Anonymous

I don't think I've ever gotten a random compliment from a stranger haha

Anonymous

Don't worry Peach! I would also suffer if I didn't get any random compliments for a year, positive attention is dope af.

Anonymous

I hate fake gasps.

Anonymous

Go back to being hateful Dick! This non-offensive bluepilled Dick is boring!!!

Anonymous

I hate people who stare at their phone and walk slowly in a crowded metro station. You can't pause your video or stop liking inane posts on your Facebook for 30 seconds? Like bloody bicycles on a highway, holding up the rest of people walking at a normal pace.

Anonymous

I hope Bill Guy The Science Dude becomes a bit

Anonymous

I'm a 28 year old man and I've never had a woman approach me / compliment me. It's hilarious how blind Peach is to her... privilege lol

Anonymous

More episodes like this, and more Peach!

Anonymous
>>7571414

I'm 27 and I have women compliment me somewhat often, they generally tend to be cougars though. But younger women do compliment me too, they just compliment men in a different way than we compliment them

Anonymous

Shunned for a year? I'm 28, average looking guy, and I haven't had any friends since high school. Never had a girl approach me. Never had a girl agree to a date. Entirely a ghost, nobody would care if I died, even though I interact with hundreds of people at work every day. I can't believe the shit I'm hearing about being deprived of cat-calling.

Anonymous

Just pee in the sink problem solved, minimum splash, the soap is like right there. You can wash your hands, penis and the sink at the same time. Super sanitary, no piss droplets on your pants.

A

Girls don’t approach guys. That’s the norm. If a girl approaches you that’s not normal. It’s more of a social thing. Girl never approach guys, it’s just kind of how it works.

A

By that way is it me or has Dick aged like 5 years since the show started. Sometimes I wonder if he still likes doing the show or if he’s bored by it now. Maybe it’s just me.

Anonymous

Why would Dick be bored with doing the show? He gets paid a good amount of money to get drunk and bullshit with Sean in front of a camera for a few hours a week. We should all be so lucky! He's like an actually-funny version of Adam Sandler

Anonymous

In relation to the erotic story: I am a cop and I definitely would have said "fuck this"

A
>>7583110

I think he likes the money but tortures himself trying to find material for the show and that’s part of the reason why he’s drinking on the show more. That and I was looking at earlier shows and he looks so different than he looked just a year ago. In the first Bonus Episode where he talked about Dr. Phil he’s more energetic and looks way different. He looks visibly happy to have his show and talk about Dr. Phil and that whole situation.

Anonymous

I get the impression dick does like doing the show, so much that he soldiers on when he doesn't have to. He hasn't taken a week off. Thanks Dick!