Lucoa the Pool Toy (Patreon)

"Lucoa, what have you done to yourself!?"

"I've made myself into an inflatable pool toy! Children love pool toys right? This way I will be even better!"

"You can't let a child see you like that! With that body of yours, you look more like...another kind of inflatable doll!!!"

"Eeeeeh? But what kind of body do childrens pooltoys have then?"

"You know, animal shapes! Dolphins, whales, dinosaurs, or-"

"Dragons?" 

Japan was then buried in a million miles of inflatable elder dragon pooltoy. It never recovered economically and fell into despair. But all could agree that the pooltoy dragon was 'pretty darn cute' at least.

Lucoa was the winner this month, and she got pooltoyed! I couldn't help but come up with this ridiculous scenario in my head, it was too funny and cute and fuck me if I didn't go all out XD I hope you all enjoy it!