NuggetSNIP3S's wish (Patreon)

What's the point of that wish? That knowledge won't help you as you won't have another wish. Well I have no problem giving you that information but I can’t have you telling anyone so I'll be taking a few precautions, I hope you don’t mind. Now there are so many ways to do that, I think I’ll go with putting you into a bottle. Yup, that’s right, I’m going to shrink you down and stuff you into a tiny bottle. The bottle will be soundproof, inside and out so you won't be able to tell anyone any of the rules. I’ll also be making it unbreakable and it can only be opened by me.

Now don’t worry I’ll use magic to make it so you don't suffocate, and I’ll also make it so you don’t have to eat or drink anything to survive. Now all that’s left is to give you the information you want, I’ll go ahead and beam it into your head since you can no longer hear me. I can see you're just dying to tell someone, but you can’t. Now up on my shelf, you go. Hmm actually you look kind of boring, I think I’m going to dress you and make you look fancy. I think you’ll look good in a nice long dress with short cute hair.

Hmm, something is still off, I think you need to commit fully to the cute bottle girl life. Let’s go ahead and fully transform you. Oooh you look so cute, I bet you’ll look great on the shelf now. Let me go ahead and get you up there. Now that’s perfect, now you can watch me grant wishes all day, and sit there as tons of people come in and potentially break some rules, all while knowing all of them but unable to tell a soul. I hope it was worth it!