ArgonianCitizen's wish (Patreon)

I always enjoy meeting someone who thinks they can beat the system, well I hate to break it to you but of course that breaks a rule. So now you’ll be punished and I know just how to do it. Guess what, you’ll get to be involved in more wishes. I’m going to turn you into a genie, and unlike me, you’ll be bound to a lamp and forced to grant people wishes.

Now I should tell you, that there are certain wishes you can grant, and if you try you will be punished further. For example, if you try to grant a wish that would kill someone, you’ll spend one hundred years gagged and tied up. Of course, that's not the only punishment you can get, but the others will be a surprise for you. Now let's go ahead and get your new home and outfit ready for you. Presto! You are now dressed for work and bound to this lamp.

You came out looking great! You want to know why you couldn’t be a male genie? Well technically you now work for me and I don’t employ male genies. Now no complaining, it’s time for you to head into your lamp. Oh and sometimes it can take a while before someone finds you but I’m sure you’ll find something in there to do in the meantime, after that I’m sure someone will make a wish that keeps you busy.