Neighbors Dispute (Patreon)

When they moved in, you and your wife did your best to get along with them but it was just impossible.

Vanessa and her husband were assholes, they kept arguing over a piece of land in the front yard, about 3 square feet, claiming it’s theirs, and the relationship between the families degraded rapidly.

Living in the suburbs and having such neighbors was a complete nightmare.

They harassed you over ridiculous things like leaving your newspaper out, not taking care of weeds or one time Vanessa literally rang the doorbell and started shouting at your wife for not parking the car straight, in short - the worst neighbors you could ask for.

your wife was an insecure person and all this situation lowered her self esteem completely, every time Vanessa mocked her she just called you for help, you were the only one confronting them back right now.

And then the first wave of the pandemic hit, males started shrinking randomly everywhere, it was a disaster and everyone stayed home in lockdown, so now you had to suffer them being a pain in the ass 24/7.

It was another day, your wife was out buying groceries, you were home with your son, you went out to water the flowers.

You noticed Vanessa sitting on their porch, you tried not to even look at her as it might lead to another stupid argument.

At some point, you started feeling dizzy, the watering can got heavy so you placed it down, then you realized your clothes are too big on you, you started touching your body, confused.

Then you realized, you are shrinking, you raised your head and stared at Vanessa in panic, she looked at you confused, holding a newspaper.

“Fuck”, you said and started walking home, but you slipped and fell down, “Jerry! Jerry, come out!” You shouted to your son for help, but he was probably again with his headset in his room, playing some game, not hearing a thing.

The shrinking process accelerated and in seconds you were the size of a bug, crawling out of your clothes to the hot pavement, you freaked out and looked around, then you saw her - Vanessa.

She stood there in your front yard, now a giantess, thousands times your size, looking at you with her bitch smile, you’ve never been more scared in your life.

“Oh my god, you’re probably so sorry right now that you haven’t been nicer to me”, she said and giggled.

You looked around you, trying to find a way to escape, then you saw her feet, you gulped and stepped back, she could squish you like nothing.

“Are you scared?” She leaned forward and looked at you, then bent her knees to get a closer view, she bit her lower lip with a cruel smile.

“P-Please Vanessa! I’m a father! Let’s put our differences aside!” You called in fear, it made her close her eyes and moan gently.

“He begs me to spare him, Ah, this is just perfect”, she said to herself, “so how should I kill you?”

Your heart froze and your face turned pale, you fell to your knees, “n-no! I’m begging y-you! Don’t kill me! W-We will give you that square 3 feet you wanted from our front yard! I s-swear! We will do whatever you want!” You begged as your life depended on it.

Vanessa playfully placed a finger on her chin, “hmmmm… how about I give you one square foot instead? Or maybe just a foot?” She said cruelly and giggled.

“V-Vanessa come on”, you started crying, she moaned again and caressed her lip with her finger, drooling by just looking at you.

“Wow, I’m going to enjoy this”, she said in lust and towered above you, a simple movement of straightening her back, taking her head hundreds of miles up in the air.

You watched her, terrified, struggle to believe you are in this dire situation, suddenly her right foot raised up from the pavement, her smile grew wider and her sole hovered above you, blocking away your eyesight completely, you hoped she won’t actually do that, it’s a murder, maybe she’s just teasing you.

But her sole started descending until it touched you and pushed you to the pavement, her dirty skin pressing your face, you cried out and helplessly tried to push back, but she playfully twisted her foot, the ball of her foot almost ripping off your face by the pressure.

You hear her moan in pleasure, savoring the moment.

“How’s the view down there? Take a deep breath of my stench before the lights go out, you tiny pathetic excuse of a man”, she mocked you, you pushed her sole with your tiny hands, crying and screaming for help, then she pressed down a little harder.

*CRACK*

Some of your bones shattered, you screamed hard and heard her laughing from all the way up.

“Oh my god, I felt it”, she said and moaned, then pressed even harder.

*CRACK*

You couldn’t move anymore, that’s it, almost your entire body crushed underneath her merciless sole, she sat down on the pavement and flipped her sole, looking at you, biting her lower lip.

All you can do is looking back, crushed and stuck to her sole like a piece of used gum.

“Ah”, she moaned and licked her lips, “look at you, this suits you so well, a piece of shit stuck to my sole”, she said in pleasure, “mmmm…” she took her head back and moaned, closing her eyes, enjoying the moment to the fullest, then she looked at your parking spot, your wife just came back from the groceries store.

“Oh and look who just arrived in time to see you die”, she said with a smile.

*THUD*

Your wife went out of the car and closed its door.

“W-What are you doing in our territory?” She called.

“Oh, me? Nothing special”, Vanessa replied in a giggly voice.

“So go away before I call my husband”, she responded in anger.

Vanessa couldn’t hold herself and laughed like the bitch she is, “your husband?” She asked mockingly, “you mean that bug that’s smeared all over my foot?” She asked and looked at you, laughing.

“What?” Your wife’s voice started to break.

“He’s still alive if you want him to hear any last words”, Vanessa said mockingly, caressing your head with her thumb, you just barely released a painful moan.

Your wife dropped the groceries bags and ran over, falling to her knees and looking at Vanessa’s sole in shock.

“N-No!! What have you done?!” She screamed in tears.

Vanessa smiled in pleasure, “so sorry, thought it’s a bug”, she shrugged, “not that I was wrong though”.

“Y-You’ll pay for this! I’m calling the cops!” Your wife took out her phone with a shaking hand.

“Well I guess the fun’s over”, Vanessa brought her thumb back to you and pressed against your head.

“What are you doing?! Leave him be!” Your wife said while crying.

“We both know the cops won’t do shit about a bug”, Vanessa mocked her and started pressing harder. Your skull started cracking.

“STOP IT!!!” Your wife screamed and jumped on her, holding her hand, Vanessa was laughing.

“Hey why do you care about a bug?” She raised her foot, wrestling with your wife, and it looked like she’s far stronger. She pinned her down to the pavement, pressing her cheek against the ground, then brought her foot with you stuck to it in front of her face.

“No! No!!” She squirmed in panic.

“Now take a closer look, bitch”, Vanessa said and with a crucifying pace slowly started pressing you against the pavement again.

“Don’t do it! Don’t do-“

*CRACK*

Whatever’s left of you just crushed to a pulp, your wife went silent and Vanessa laughed cruelly, twisting her foot, pulverizing you completely.

She leaned down and whispered in your wife’s ear, “can’t wait to do the same to your son”.

Your wife’s eyes widened in fear, she sobbed in shock.

Vanessa finally released her grip and stood up, then smeared her foot against the edge of your porch, wiping your remains off her foot like it was really just a piece of shit.

Your wife remained laying on the pavement, looking at the bloody pulp, crying.

“I’ll prepare a contract, we will have your entire front yard”, Vanessa said with a smirk, “or you prefer to see your son getting squashed like that next?”

Your wife nodded while sobbing.

“Good girl”, Vanessa said and stepped back to her, pressing her foot against her cheek, humiliating her to dust.

“Kiss it”, she commanded with a cruel smile, hovering her foot above her.

“L-Leave me alone”, your wife cried.

“Kiss it or I swear I’ll find a way to do the same with Jerry”, as Vanessa said it, your wife brainlessly kissed the bottom of her foot.

“Mmm”, Vanessa approved with a moan and twisted her foot over her face a few times, getting it dirty, then laughed cruelly and started walking back to her home.

“Oh and clean this shit off MY beautiful porch”, she pointed at your remains, “it’s disgusting”, she said with a smile and entered her house.

—————-

The next day, Vanessa and her husband came with a contract, simply claiming your house with everything in it for a single 1k USD.

Your wife signed it.

“I’ve no idea how you pulled this off but I love you so much right now”, Vanessa’s husband said and they kissed victoriously while your wife took Jerry and went back to live with her parents.

Your neighbor’s dispute was solved, in the worst possible way.