Grass Lair 2.0 (Patreon)

Yesterday we found an excellent candidate for Grass Lair 2.0

It is 2 hours away but it is in the middle of Good Old Murica where the men are men and the women are men, and either shit gets done or the gators get you. 63 acres, 100 year old farm house is dinky but in great shape and liveable, on beautiful property. 3 times the space we have now. Springfed ponds. The previous place we liked was expensive and the same exact size, this one costs less than half and already has logically fenced pastures, plumbed water troughs everywhere, and a nicely made covered corral with chutes etc for sorting the cattle. It's a longer move than the other one but it will give the entire creature population room to grow, and it will leave us enough cash to build an appropriate modern house out back while we live in the old farmhouse. Then we can either Airbnb the farmhouse or turn it into our own Diddly Squat Farm Shop.

Meanwhile, the RDA corporation continues to trample blue monkeys across the street...

The irony of the random number in the image filename is not lost on me :)

Now to quickly sell this to RDA so they can kill the whales too...