Bienvenidos a Chile (Patreon)

I finally made it to Chile after a series of unfortunate events involving a plane whose engine wouldn't start, and a night stuck in the Miami airport with a female con artist who I counterplayed. I'm not sure if she was trying to distract me enough for a second player to steal my bags, or if she was going to play the sympathetic stranger-gives-her-a-few-bucks card. Either way I wasn't having it, but I let her lean on my shoulder, hug my arm, and fake cry all she wanted. At least she smelled good.

What I want to know is how they are letting con artists into the secure zone of the airport.

Anyways, during my airport incarceration, I managed to ink and flat Miami (what an unfortunate name she has because her city is such a terrible place) and Ratbutt (who needs a name).

The car needed a new battery but started right up, and my sim card won't work for some reason. Still waiting on my apartment to vacate but I'm hanging with friends in the nice quiet chill area of Chicureo, north of Santiago.