Happy MAR10, Everybody! (Patreon)

In honor of the date, please enjoy this script Swaim wrote for a never-to-be-produced planned series at Cracked called "16 - Bits." An animated follow-up to 8 - Bits, this series would have parodied popular video games with funny little cartoons.  WARNING: For the full effect of the planned series while reading this script, you'll have to use your imaginers. 

The above script was going to be the pilot! The concept eventually made its way out into the world in the form of this awesome shirt we sell in the Small Beans Merch Store.

Just...you know, jussayin'.