Checking your internet history be like... (Patreon)

So I haven't emptied my computer's trashbin in like a month by now...

Normally I empty it on the regular, like at the latest, every three days or so.

But I've been working on several projects at a time recently and I didn't want to make the stupid mistake of deleting something forever by mistake that I needed, so by solution, I was just letting the trash pile up...

And that is why I later come across this gold today. Well, we*... XD

The context of this post is I finally cleared my trash (gosh it was a mountain!) which feels so good... x)

But before doing so I double checked to make sure there wasn't anything important in there by mistake. And I saw this.

At first I was like "WTF O//O" xD but then I remembered, I had been working out outside one day 2 months back, lifting weights with my brother, and as you can see, the sun was out. So first the first picture in the grass, before the workouts started I was like "wait, lemme stretch! lemme warm up!" and I made sure to stretch, but also to do some squatting because eventually I would be squatting weights.

So I had my hands clasped together in lieu of a dumbbell, aimed down as I squatted. And given I was just listening to music, I was able to mindlessly just stare forward, stare down, etc, just focus on being in form and not think about much else... until my mind, much like a computer with machine learning and image recognition, correlated what was before my eyes with a certain image xD I started bursting out laughing out of nowhere.

I'll tell you what, fighting a fit of laughter while mid-squat is a pretty great workout too. Work out that middle, amirite! xD

As for the second picture, it's pretty self explanatory; I thought with the angle the sun was hitting me at from its position in the sky, it made my shadow look kinda funny, like an itty-bitty midget Lav with the help of wearing high waisted sweatpants xD

OKAY BUT TELL ME THE MUSHROOM BETWEEN MY LEGS ISN'T FUNNY! 🤡🤣