Ch2:D6 Wardrobe Malfunction (Patreon)

Of fucking course you guys would act all snippy. This was not what you guy meant by ditching my clothes and you know it. There's no way you guys knew this was going to happen so can it and actually tell me how to get out of here. I'm NOT staying here longer than I need to, especially with my ass hanging out the other end. I'm pretty sure its just my clothes that are stuck on something. It's snug, but if I struggle a bit I can slip out one way or the other.

Alright, Back out I go. No sense in going back towards the guy who attacked me so there's that. 

It takes awhile, but I'm able to slip out enough to where my legs can get a bit more leverage. I can feel my shirt ride up on me and I can almost slip my arms up over my head to un jam myself, but I keep hearing something-

… ripping. Well fuck, are you happy now? That was one of my favorite shirts damn it... Though given the situation, if I push forward I probably would have lost my pants so I guess its not as bad as it could be. 

huh, looks like the cut healed up already. Must be the Werewolf stuff at work. Guess it's useful after all...

Whatever, I'm free now and the Kobold doesn't seem to be following me. Now all I need to do is follow the route to the guild from here. Which I think... is this way... yeah it's this way. 1...2...3... turn here, find the latch... turn this a few times.... hug the wall till you find the illusion and... Here we are!

The hide out. Practically a tent town on account of most people down here need to be able to move at a moments notice, but we have a few buildings meant for long term business. Right now though I'm only picking up bulletin board jobs. Mostly because they're the only ones I can afford right now.  Jobs like these are always so petty or simple, but only cash is good cash. So long as it's near by or something I can do in a single night I'll take. And before any of you even suggest, no I'm not whoring myself out tonight, if I was gonna do that I would have stayed at the Moth & Moon Inn. 

Ugh, I can feel the others looking at me. I know they're looking cause I can hear them laughing too. Walking around with a chest like mine always got looks, but now I look like a literal wolf man does not help. I hate giving out free looks. I fold my arms to help cover, but it's not helping really. Whatever, just find a job and go to the contact. So which job should I take?

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